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Do they?
Yes, in heaven dogs rule. 37%  37%  [ 11 ]
No, there are no dogs in heaven. 7%  7%  [ 2 ]
Half of them do, the other half are b*****s. 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
Why you ask such silly questions? 23%  23%  [ 7 ]
I c ur dog n raise you a lolcat. 23%  23%  [ 7 ]
Total votes : 30

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13 Oct 2008, 4:24 pm

Can you imagine the self righteous indignation and steaming little old ladies?

I guess the churches face each other across a busy street.

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13 Oct 2008, 4:45 pm

I would like to think that they go to heaven.


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13 Oct 2008, 5:20 pm

What about the atheists? :?


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13 Oct 2008, 5:24 pm

They get cast into a lake of fire because they have no concept of jesus, so don't believe in him.

They go to doggy hell. :twisted:



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13 Oct 2008, 5:40 pm

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13 Oct 2008, 5:47 pm

Why would humans go to heaven and not dogs?


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13 Oct 2008, 5:52 pm

The poll begs the question "Is there a Heaven?" Assuming the affirmative, then what may ascend to Heaven?

One theory is that only Souls of Very Special (dead) People may ascend to Heaven.

Another theory states that while all creatures have Spirits, only Humans have souls as well.

Dogs are not people; thus, dogs do not ascend to Heaven when they die, whether they have souls or not.

Of course, this is all conjecture and based on the assumption that there exists a supernatural realm outside of measurable space and time, and that this place is called "Heaven."


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13 Oct 2008, 6:31 pm

am think dogs and any other non humans should have more of a chance to go to heaven than humans because humans do more sins knowingly than anyone.


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13 Oct 2008, 6:34 pm

I believe there is a place where animals go called the Rainbow Bridge. I hope to see all my dogs and cats when I go there, hopefully after a long life.



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13 Oct 2008, 8:57 pm

So I'm guessing that due to technical difficulties no one has seen the joke yet and this is yet another one to be abandoned to PPR so you can try to convince everyone who disagrees with you that you're right and they're an idiot...


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13 Oct 2008, 9:01 pm

Actually, I can't see any of the images you attached to your original post.


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13 Oct 2008, 9:03 pm

Yeah, I know, I'm workin' on it.


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13 Oct 2008, 9:31 pm

I once saw my dog vomit and then eat it.

So to answer your question, probably not.


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13 Oct 2008, 9:33 pm

No way, too slobbery. There is no slobber in heaven. At least not my heaven.



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13 Oct 2008, 9:50 pm

Okay, here they come.

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13 Oct 2008, 10:12 pm

^That's pretty funny. :lol:


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