What the heck is dopey from snow white??

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He's obviously not a dwarf! look! proof:
and look at the rest of them: he's taller and looks nothing like them.

Oh, my...I just caught something terribly dirty, or is it me? the dwarfs have figure someone is in the house. Doc says "search every hook n' nanny...uh hook and granny Uh...CROOKED Fan---" That's where he cuts off and looks shocked like he was bout to say something dirty (crooked fanny) then he says "search everywhere" wow...

What the heck is Dopey from Snow White?

A character I am not interested in any more, since
a certain film company Disneyfied the folk tale on
which Snow White was based.

Disneyfy (transitive verb): to create or alter in a simplified, sentimentalized, or contrived form or manner.

They were members of a dwarven drug cartel.

Sleepy - Cough syrup addict
Grumpy - Amphetamines (bordeline paranoid/shcizophrenic)
Doc - He wrote the prescriptions
Sneezy - Cocaine (Should be obvious)
Happy - Manic-Depressive (we saw him only on his "Good Days")
Dopey - Huffing aerosols, glues, and solvents
Bashful - Hallucinogens (sees nekkid girls everywhere doin strange things)

"Snow White" was their code name for "Crack Ho of the Week"

"Prince Charming" was a local pimp who was always looking for new talent

The "Diamond Mine" was really a crystal meth lab.

Finally, the "Wicked Witch" was a narcotics cop with a sophisticated remote surveillance system, who was always trying to burn the dwarves in a sting operation with her "Majic Apples."

Dopey is indeed a dwarf. He's much younger than the others, and in the second picture he's sitting on the other one's shoulders. (You can see his feet sticking out.)

Isn't this thread a joke?

(When Disney was planning the movie the script department came up with an entire page of possible names for the dwarfs. Don't know who 'green lighted' Dopey.)