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17 Jan 2006, 4:35 am

Neville Bawdley is a nerd, so I'd say nerds.

How about:

Neville Bawdley vs Bill Gates



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17 Jan 2006, 6:21 am

Bill Gates- he's got an army of Tax Accountants.

Bill Gates vs. Billy the Kid?



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17 Jan 2006, 6:42 am

Billy the Kid (because I just watched him in that simpson's treehouse episode as William Bonney). The Kid is the gunslingest root tootingest cowboy there ever was.

The gunslingers:


Billy The Kid vs. Dirty Harry Callahan



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17 Jan 2006, 2:45 pm

Dirty Harry Callahan

Dirty Harry Chalahan vs Marshall Matt Dillon (Gun Smoke)


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18 Jan 2006, 9:50 am

Marshall Matt Dillon because I don't know who either are :oops: :oops: :oops: and his name is more appealing :P

okay: Marshall Matt Dillon vs. A self filling and squirting water gun.



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18 Jan 2006, 4:54 pm

A self-filling and squirting water gn because I don't know who Marshall Matt Dillon is either.

Said water gun- or the water gun from the Island of Misfit Toys that squirted only grape jelly?



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18 Jan 2006, 8:48 pm

the self filling water gun because the grape jelly will only last so long...


The Self Filling/Squirting Water Gun

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Rambo



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18 Jan 2006, 8:56 pm

Rambo (for sure)

Rambo vs a whole battalion of John Wayne Green Berets


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19 Jan 2006, 12:38 am

John Wayne and his battalion of green berets because Rambo blasts to bits anything that moves so the green berets would toss out their berets and keep Rambo busy firing till they whooped his ***

A battalion of Green Berets vs the Gelflings of Dark Crystal fame.


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19 Jan 2006, 7:25 am

Gelfings

Samsom vs The Hulk


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19 Jan 2006, 9:36 am

The Hulk because I've never heard of Samsom



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19 Jan 2006, 9:50 am

....but then The Hulk gets knocked unconscious by a person (quite unknown to the Hulk) Samsom's better half....Delilahm.

Delilahm or a pirate with two peg legs?


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19 Jan 2006, 11:02 am

The pirate with two peg legs, because he is an evil, throat cutting scourge of the seven seas, and Delilahm only exists because she is the better half of a typo and the fact that I forgot the rules of the game

The pirate with two peg legs vs. the buddhist doctrine of 'emptiness'



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19 Jan 2006, 8:20 pm

Buddhist doctrine of 'emptiness' since the pirate would fall into the 'emptiness'

sorry for spelling error before. :oops:

Samson (Bible Fame) vs The Hulk (Wrestling Fame)


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20 Jan 2006, 1:41 am

samson would eat the hulk for breakfast with some barbecue sauce for extra taste


How about this biblical belt up:

Samson vs Moses?



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20 Jan 2006, 5:17 am

kevv7229 I don't think your spelling error is as embarassing (is that double 'r' and double 's'? can't remember) as my not remembering to set up the next fight, and I thought I'd killed off the thread with my smartarsed Buddhist doctrine of emptiness thing, so I'll have another go

Samson is all muscle and anyway he's just had a haircut which has turned him into a marshmallow
Moses has got it covered what with all those do's and dont's carved into great big heavy stones, so he whacks him over the head with his moral authority and patriarchal gravitas, end of

Moses vs. Ozzy Osbourne