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Serissa
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28 Jan 2006, 4:23 pm

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A brace-face nerdy 12 year old squeaky violinist from the recital for sure that would My ears.

Caligula

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Nero


Kevv, remember, you are supposed to pair the winner with someone new, not put forth two new people.



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28 Jan 2006, 7:04 pm

Okay I will do this right!

A brace-face nerdy 12 year old squeaky violinist from the recital

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28 Jan 2006, 7:39 pm

Nero. He would be totally ruthless.

Nero... or Napolean?



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29 Jan 2006, 4:31 am

Napoleon, because I like the sound of his name better.
Napoleon, vs.... my freshly cleaned, oiled and polished clarinet.


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29 Jan 2006, 5:41 am

The clarinet because it's clean, polished, oiled and fresh :P

Who_Am_I's freshly cleaned, oiled and polished clarinet Vs. a fruitbat in an apple tree with a bag full of juicy soft fruit.



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29 Jan 2006, 7:54 pm

a fruitbat in an apple tree with a bag full of juicy soft fruit because I like bats.

Said bat, or a crowd of hysterical phobic women?



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30 Jan 2006, 8:50 pm

Crowd of hysterical, phobic women. (most frightening, indeed!)


Crowd of hysterical, phobic women

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Crowd of pubescent, testosterone-overloaded, hysterical, phobic men?


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30 Jan 2006, 10:44 pm

The phobic women again, because the pubescent men wouldn't hit a girl. ;)

A crowd of hysterical, phobic women or one single daddy longlegs?



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31 Jan 2006, 7:06 am

A single daddy long legs - the women would freak out at the spider :wink: (how stereotypical).

The single daddy long legs Vs. a ceiling fan.



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31 Jan 2006, 8:45 am

The ceiling fan because it WOULDN'T be scared of the spider.

A ceiling fan that spins loudy and sounds like it's saying the name of a food a young Aspie just ate and absolutely hated, or said young aspie?

((Umm.... definitely NOT taken from life. Right.))



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02 Feb 2006, 7:30 pm

That's been unanswered for three days. It's just a stumper! Too hard.
Can you give us another one?


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02 Feb 2006, 9:19 pm

Serissa wrote:
The ceiling fan because it WOULDN'T be scared of the spider.

A ceiling fan that spins loudy and sounds like it's saying the name of a food a young Aspie just ate and absolutely hated, or said young aspie?

((Umm.... definitely NOT taken from life. Right.))


Said young Aspie because a determined Aspie could turn the fan off by flipping off the circuit breaker and disconnecting the wire supplying power to the fan, if nothing else.

Said young Aspie, OR said young Aspie's boyfriend suggesting a new diet and exercise plan.

(This would never happen in real life. :lol: )



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02 Feb 2006, 10:58 pm

Said young aspie because said young aspie fights dirty.

Said young aspie, or a giant steamroller? ((Pick the steamroller, please))



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02 Feb 2006, 11:03 pm

Giant steamroller because it would flatten said young Aspie into a cartoon character.

Giant steamroller OR a M1A1 tank?



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03 Feb 2006, 2:12 am

Giant Steamroller (for it is Giant)

Giant Steamroller or Giant Shovel


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03 Feb 2006, 2:46 pm

Giant Shovel, for is it not written: "the shovel shall dig a pit before the steamroller, and set a stumbling block before Charlie Chaplin"?

The Giant Shovel or the Iron Giant?


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