What are some of your favorite sayings?

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Only Nixon could go to China -Spock

Keep your words short and sweet, you might just have to eat them.

Everyone has beauty, not everyone sees it.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

Everyone needs to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.

He is not great who is not greatly good.
-William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616)

If George Washington were alive today, he'd be dead.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

All things are relative...wait, my relatives are taking all my things.

Reality is not a nice place and i wouldn't want to live there.

Reality, what a concept.
-R. Williams

"sorry, you need to see the netadmin about that"


"i've slept since then."

A tree is a wonderful living organism which gives shelter, food,
warmth and protection to all living things. It even gives shade to
those who wield an axe to cut it down" - Buddha.

umm, how about "well, s**t fire and save the matches!"