What are some of your favorite sayings?

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20 Feb 2007, 4:29 pm

"When I was a kid, I used to pray for God to give me a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness instead."

"Then I thought, 'Wait. What would Jesus do?' So I lit a fire and sent him to h#! !."

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"Nothing worth having is easy."

Three years!

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24 Feb 2007, 7:07 am

I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea shore and diverting himself and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary while the greater ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.
Ashley Montagu

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"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson

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24 Feb 2007, 2:56 pm

If at first you don't suceed.....perseverate. - My avatar ;^)

"Just because I cannot do everything does not give me the right to do nothing." - Amish Wisdom

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25 Feb 2007, 6:37 am

He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade of lying.
-Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)

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"The cordial quality of pear or plum
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As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson

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25 Feb 2007, 9:19 am

It is a very sad thing to have sight but no vision - Hellen Keller

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25 Feb 2007, 10:57 am

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

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25 Feb 2007, 12:44 pm

"And we dance on."

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"Nothing worth having is easy."

Three years!

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25 Feb 2007, 12:47 pm

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME MUHAHAHA!! !! !

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My sig pwns.

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25 Feb 2007, 1:34 pm

"Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

"I know there are some people out there who don't love their fellow human beings and I hate people like that!"

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05 Mar 2007, 11:45 am

Forever is too big for us. That's why we were given one day at a time.

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man,
but he is brave 5 minutes longer.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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05 Mar 2007, 11:51 am

Don't mess with Texas... it's not nice to pick on ret*ds.

(this has nothing to do with Bush, if you go to Texas and listen to the way people talk it makes you want to automatically deduct 30 IQ points)

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05 Mar 2007, 1:55 pm

What's your damage????

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05 Mar 2007, 1:58 pm

If I don't know what it is, then I don't need to buy it.

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05 Mar 2007, 2:34 pm

...only if you have been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be at the highest mountain...Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself. -Richard M. Nixon, Farewell to the White House Staff

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05 Mar 2007, 4:34 pm

"I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all." --Three Days Grace

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"Nothing worth having is easy."

Three years!

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05 Mar 2007, 5:02 pm

"FINAL FANTASY IS AN RPG, DOOT DE DO."-Me.

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