What are some of your favorite sayings?

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umm, how about "well, s**t fire and save the matches!"

The marathon is a very boring race.

Emil Zatopek, winner of the 5,000 meters, 10, 000 meters and marathon at the 1952 Olympics in Helsinki, Finland


I found other races boring. The mile was just perfect.

Roger Bannister

"He/She makes me do it! I'm innocent"

"GTA made me do it!"

I saw it on a t-shirt.

"The Cat Made Me Buy It!"

Title of an actual book I got for my birthday last year, about cats in advertising over a span of 100 years or so. It's really good.

They followed me home.

"OMG a glitch!!"-Me.

Plausable deniability.

I used to be schitzophrenic, but we're fine now.

YOU!! Off my planet!

We have enough youth, what about a fountain of smart?

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

It's a troublesome world.
All the people who're in it
are troubled with troubles
almost every minute.

Just tell yourself, Duckie,
you're really quite lucky!
Some people are much more..
oh, ever so much more...
oh, muchly much-much more
unlucky than you!
~Dr Suess

I learned there are troubles
Of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead
And some come from behind

But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles ae going
To have troubles with me!
~Dr Seuss

I'm quite happy to say
That the Sneetches got really
quite smart on that day,
The day they decided that
Sneetches are Sneetches
And no kind of Sneetch is the best
on the beaches.

~The Sneetches and Other Stories

"Sometimes we cry,
merrily the thought,
of rampant decay."

stoner rant, circa 2002



Averick

There's more than one way to skin a cat, wanna see?