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The Beatles, yeah yeah yeah! 37%  37%  [ 10 ]
Beethoven DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN 48%  48%  [ 13 ]
Michael Jackson HEE-HEE!! ! *molestation* 15%  15%  [ 4 ]
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10 Mar 2009, 11:25 pm

sketch wrote:
im pretty sure the beatles would be the passive ones, just sitting around trying to work the fight out just by playing music and being happy (i mean whoever heard of a violent beatle)

Agreed. The Beatles were the best band ever, but I wouldn't back them in a fight. :wink:

Beethoven had a temper. He'd beat them all.

Jackson would cry the first time he got hit. He would really freak if someone hit him in the nose. :lol:


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10 Mar 2009, 11:34 pm

the beatles would either argue about how to fight them or john would break up the group and claim pacificism.

micheal jackson would attempt to moonwalk his way out of the fight. ringo would probably clobber him with a guitar.

beethoven would just unleash all of his anger and start destroying everything.

i'm going with ludwig.

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10 Mar 2009, 11:49 pm

Ludwig van always gets me in the mood for some ultra violence



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10 Mar 2009, 11:59 pm

The Beatles would give Jackson and Beethoven some LSD, tell them they could fly, then watch them both jump off the top of a building. An easy victory for The Beatles..... :lol:


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11 Mar 2009, 12:16 am

Come to think of it, I can only imagine the King of Plop covering his nose and repeating "Not in the face! Not in the face" over and over in that high-pitched girlie scream of his.

The Fab Four would be too busy laughing to explain what happened to Ludwig, even if they could speak German, and even if Ludwig could hear.


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11 Mar 2009, 12:26 am

Fnord wrote:
The Fab Four would be too busy laughing to explain what happened to Ludwig, even if they could speak German, and even if Ludwig could hear.


You mean the band that spent months in Hamburg doing live performances?



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11 Mar 2009, 9:56 am

atari2600a wrote:
Fnord wrote:
The Fab Four would be too busy laughing to explain what happened to Ludwig, even if they could speak German, and even if Ludwig could hear.

You mean the band that spent months in Hamburg doing live performances?

Good point. Do any of them actually speak German - I mean, fluently?

It's possible to learn a foreign-language song phonetically, and without knowing the meaning of the words (I can do it). I used to think that this was a strictly Aspie talent, but I know a few NTs that can do it too.


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12 Mar 2009, 2:18 am

The Beatles. While mj rapes Beethoven they will kill them both with garrotes made of guitar string. $33.33


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12 Mar 2009, 2:28 am

"She loved you yeah yeah yeah"

But with a rival like that, you know you should....be glad!! !! (you're not dead already)
The balance shifts! :O



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13 Mar 2009, 2:57 am

ImTheGuyThatDidThat wrote:
Non of them has any chance against Beethoven :lol:
Michael Jackson...whats he gonna do, look scary?
And the Beatles, those mamasboys couldnt win a
food fight in a high school cafeteria :lol:
Beethoven would whipe the floor with them,
$50 on Beethoven to win

This has been posted before and its off topic,
but its so good it has to be posted again -
i love this clip :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ciFTP_KRy4&playnext_from=PL&feature=PlayList&p=D71773AC1FF2FDE2&playnext=1&index=14[/youtube]


That movie was GENIUS. Especially this scene!

But yes, Ludwig could win out in this one. He did have quite a temper.


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