How to make an autistic person hate you

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This a list of things many NT people do that are almost certain to make people on the spectrum hate them.

1 - Tell them "you don't look/sound/act autistic".
2 - Mention that you heard the latest mass murderer had Asperger's.
3 - Tell them "I heard Hitler was autistic, too."
4 - If the autistic person is non-verbal, talk as if they can't understand what you're saying and like they're not even in the room.
5 - Use " autism", "lack of", and "empathy" all in the same sentence.
6 - Wear ribbons or keep decorations shaped like a puzzle piece or a puzzle pattern or a blue lightbulb.
8 - Make lots of noise when eating, walking or moving around.
9 - Always sit or stand as closely to them as possible.
10 - Tell them to stop stimming, even if they are not causing any harm doing so.
12 - Tell them to make eye contact.
13 - Tell them to smile. Even NTs hate being told to smile when they absolutely do not want to.
14 - Two words: Autism Speaks!
15 - Have everything lit up in blue during April.
16 - Use "autistic" as another word for "stupid" or the "R" word.
17 - If they are visiting, have your TV or stereo on as loud as possible. If they ask you to please turn it off, react as if they asked you to give them one of your kidneys.
18 - Assume that anyone who acts rude, nasty, or gross must be autistic.
19 - Make fun of their special interests but talk endlessly about your own "normal" interests and expect them to listen just as much as they would like you to listen to theirs.
20 - Firmly believe that autism is a horrible national health crisis caused by vaccinations and that everyone should just stop getting shots, and stand by your belief even when the death toll from diseases that were once nearly non-existent start to rise. Also be sure to include fundamentalist religion and pseudoscience in your protests against vaccinations.
21 - Act as if only male children are autistic and that they somehow disappear from the face of the earth the second they turn 20.
22 - Believe with all your heart that people use autism as an excuse to be intentionally rude when most autistic people are not intentionally rude, often worry about when or where they will make the next big social faux pas, and are very embarrassed and will usually apologize when they do.
23 - Tell them "Oh I know someone named so-and-so and he/she has autism too. Do you know him/her?" because people on the spectrum *must* know someone else just because they are also on the spectrum. This is the equivalent of assuming someone of a different race, sexual orientation or disability must know all other people with the same similarity.
24 - Suggest (more like shove down their throat) they try all kinds of snake oil remedies that "cure" autism. Make sure these "cures" are as creepy and disgusting as possible and ignore the horror stories of people who tried them on their autistic children, and the kid got badly hurt or died.
25 - Tell them autism is made up and doesn't exist.

That is a pretty thorough list.

What happened to #7 and #11?
I think I did #2. Oopsie.

Tell you Autism is fake disease.
Insist you are not autistic
Tell you if you try harder you can recover from having autism
Never be consistant, always change plans on you.
Constantly unexpectidly touch you.
Insist you look them in the eye, then call you creepy for staring at them
As a "compliment" tell you that you are not like Adam Lanza.

Treat them like children even if they are an adult.

This really annoys me, and it's one of the biggest reasons why I don't tell many people about my diagnosis. It happens almost every time I tell someone about my diagnosis who doesn't know me very well and doesn't know much about autism. I know that they generally mean well when they do it, perhaps trying to make themselves easier to understand or something, but it's still very annoying and it feels rather patronizing. It happened recently with a church leader, it also happens a lot with teachers who have access to my IEP and doctors who have access to my medical records.

Oh shoot, I miscounted. My bad.

I hate when people say things like #10 and #21. My mother is very guilty of telling me to stop rocking or rubbing my face.

Also, I hate when people tell me my special interests are "stupid" and a "waste of time"

26 - Belittle his injuries by telling him that he just doesn't "like" blood and bruises.
27 - Dismiss his requests for help by telling him, "You autistics do nothing but complain".
28 - Denigrate his entire situation with the words, "Normal people have it much worse than you".
29 - Tell others nearby that the autistic person thinks he's more "special" than NTs.
30 - Tell others nearby that the autistic person acts out solely for the attention he receives.
31 - When the autistic person presents an idea, call it "stupid", and then praise the next NT for presenting the same idea.

19 is a reoccurring theme between me and my mother. She doesn't approve of my interests/ thinks it's childish but yet, she loves Disney/ all things Disney

Directed unprovoked anger for absurd reasons when the ASD has never directed anger against you.

Minimizing their symptoms. "You were just naive" to explain why they missed social cues. "You're just anxious" "You just have anxiety" "everyone feels that way" and finding other excuses for their symptoms. My mother does this and I sometimes wonder if she is right but really what is the difference between missing social cues because you were just naive and an autistic person missing social cues, isn't that also why they are naive? Also she will say the reason why I didn't know that person was ignoring me was because he would look at me when I wasn't looking. Even the psychiatrist we saw for my son said how we all like to make excuses for our kids because we want them to be normal. I think it's a lot easier to do when your kid is closer to normal, especially if they have had a medical history. Also she said the reason why I copied kids in my special ed class was because I was still learning communication after I told her how my husband didn't copy kids in his special ed class and normal kids don't do that because not everyone in my class copied other kids either and they seemed normal. My therapist I saw in high school said it was due to my Asperger's and I told him my mom said it was because I was in that class and I didn't know and he chuckled and said "Parents like to blame things on their kids behavior." Also in middle school I mistook kids playful teasing as me being bullied and my mom will say I had PTSD while I was told by my aide when I was in high school it was due to AS. Even my own excuse was I thought that because I was bullied in elementary school but then I realized maybe I mistook playful teasing as me being bullied and it made me more of a target?
I hate being stuck in this cycle.

Tell your grown autistic child that they can't bring any comfort objects over when they spend the night because you think they're juvenile. My mum's been doing this to me. I don't even bother visiting my parents on most Saturdays anymore, because of my mum's behaviour towards me.

Trying to take my special interests is also a great way to make me angry. My mum told me that she didn't think I should watch Hogan's Heroes because of the fact that I bought a war helmet back in January. She also told me that she wish I didn't find that show back in Mid-February. I was so livid that I've decided to choose Germany over my family. I made that decision for my own mental health. I've been making strides since I've made that decision.

The "Everyone has that problem" really gets to me in several ways, not just with the AS. When my physical illness makes me so tired I can't stand up, I get "Everyone gets tired sometimes". Yea, but how many had to lie down on the floor right where they were standing? Or, what happened to me in a mood type chat the other day, someone telling me "Everyone gets anxiety, it doesn't need a label". I have long periods of time where I am sort of spared from strong anxiety, but when the really bad anxiety and panic comes, that is worse than any feeling I ever had. I don't think everyone has those really bad panic attacks. I really hope they don't! I'm told I will get used to them. Eh... after 40 years with panic attacks and trying everything, I think not...

As for more AS/ADD related. I really hate when I anticipate a work task in a bad way, when it is the type of task I have problems with which will really use up a lot of mental energy for some reason. People say "Everyone can do that, it's not hard!" and I finally do it and I get all spent. Of course I might be happy it is done but at the same time I felt I used up every ounce of energy I had. And then they said "That wasn't so hard was it?" And I say "Actually it was, I'm all drained and so tired I could cry." They go "Oh, you're so dramatic, just admit you made it out being worse than it was, it was not hard for you silly!"

At that point I really wonder who has "bad social skills".

Lightly touch them excessively, even when they tell you to stop. I had a hairdresser who did this. And you know what? She has a son with autism.

Force them to wear extremely uncomfortable clothes

If they person in question is a child, make them play with other children they don't know

Upon learning the news of my diagnosis, my auntie said that she thinks she has a "bit of that". She made it sound like a virus that is going around!