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04 Feb 2009, 11:22 am

Keep in mind the old saying that if you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at. I find myself to be hilariously funny and I'm not even Polish.

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04 Feb 2009, 11:49 am

I know what you mean, OP. My husband calls us ret*ds and makes fun of me all the time for being 'stupid.'

I don't get that mad about it. But it's not so nice.

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04 Jul 2010, 11:07 am

i have aspergers, but i think jokes on autism and aspergers are hilarious
I hate aspergers and autism so much - I ain't going to them win. I want everything to get the better of it

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04 Jul 2010, 12:18 pm

Love autism/aspie jokes. If the NTs get out of hand, I just hit them with some NT jokes but mostly I find them funny.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX74jmn8EWs[/youtube]

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04 Jul 2010, 1:26 pm

One of my bother's friends called me a ret*d, so I got up and punched him until he fell over. He shut up after that.

When my mum found out, she sided with me.

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04 Jul 2010, 7:22 pm

mitharatowen wrote:

I know what you mean, OP. My husband calls us ret*ds and makes fun of me all the time for being 'stupid.'

I don't get that mad about it. But it's not so nice.

They make something for you situation. It's called "divorce the a**hole". That qualifies as emotional abuse and you don't have to, and SHOULD NOT, put up with it.

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04 Jul 2010, 7:33 pm

redwulf25_ci wrote:

mitharatowen wrote:

I know what you mean, OP. My husband calls us ret*ds and makes fun of me all the time for being 'stupid.'

I don't get that mad about it. But it's not so nice.

They make something for you situation. It's called "divorce the a**hole". That qualifies as emotional abuse and you don't have to, and SHOULD NOT, put up with it.

You don't even know the full story, before you make assumptions about their relationship.

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04 Jul 2010, 7:40 pm

Wuffles wrote:

Love autism/aspie jokes. If the NTs get out of hand, I just hit them with some NT jokes but mostly I find them funny.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX74jmn8EWs[/youtube]

He's quite cute :wink:

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06 Jul 2010, 6:42 pm

MONKEY wrote:

redwulf25_ci wrote:

mitharatowen wrote:

I know what you mean, OP. My husband calls us ret*ds and makes fun of me all the time for being 'stupid.'

I don't get that mad about it. But it's not so nice.

They make something for you situation. It's called "divorce the a**hole". That qualifies as emotional abuse and you don't have to, and SHOULD NOT, put up with it.

You don't even know the full story, before you make assumptions about their relationship.

and of course, with your vast amount of social experience and life knowledge, you do. I am staggered by your psychic ability, MONKEY. We are probably not worthy, are we . . . :roll:

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06 Jul 2010, 7:00 pm

sinsboldly wrote:

MONKEY wrote:

redwulf25_ci wrote:

mitharatowen wrote:

I know what you mean, OP. My husband calls us ret*ds and makes fun of me all the time for being 'stupid.'

I don't get that mad about it. But it's not so nice.

They make something for you situation. It's called "divorce the a**hole". That qualifies as emotional abuse and you don't have to, and SHOULD NOT, put up with it.

You don't even know the full story, before you make assumptions about their relationship.

and of course, with your vast amount of social experience and life knowledge, you do. I am staggered by your psychic ability, MONKEY. We are probably not worthy, are we . . . :roll:

There's no need to be like that :roll:

. I was just saying to that person that what mitharatowen said isn't exactly a reason to dump her husband, she doesn't know how good or bad the rest of the relationship is. Neither do I obviously, so I can't make assumptions either. I never said I knew the full story! Read the damn post before you make sarcastic comments.

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06 Jul 2010, 7:21 pm

sinsboldly wrote:

and of course, with your vast amount of social experience and life knowledge, you do. I am staggered by your psychic ability, MONKEY. We are probably not worthy, are we . . . :roll:

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06 Jul 2010, 7:28 pm

MONKEY wrote:

sinsboldly wrote:

MONKEY wrote:

redwulf25_ci wrote:

mitharatowen wrote:

I know what you mean, OP. My husband calls us ret*ds and makes fun of me all the time for being 'stupid.'

I don't get that mad about it. But it's not so nice.

They make something for you situation. It's called "divorce the a**hole". That qualifies as emotional abuse and you don't have to, and SHOULD NOT, put up with it.

You don't even know the full story, before you make assumptions about their relationship.

and of course, with your vast amount of social experience and life knowledge, you do. I am staggered by your psychic ability, MONKEY. We are probably not worthy, are we . . . :roll:

There's no need to be like that :roll:

ah, but I thought YOU were the one being sarcastic, MONKEY.

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06 Jul 2010, 7:31 pm

I think above user is a pretty cool guy. eh causes drama and isn't afraid of anything

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08 Jul 2010, 12:58 pm

A guy is flying in a hot air balloon, and he's lost. He lowers himself over a field and calls to a woman "Can you tell me where I am and where I'm headed?"

"Sure." she says,"you're at 41 degrees 2 minutes and 14 seconds North, 144 degrees 4 minutes and 19 seconds East; you're at an altitude of 762 meters above sea level, and right now you're hovering, but you were on a vector of 234 degrees at 12 meters per second"

"Amazing! Thanks! By the way, do you have Asperger's Syndrome?"

"I do! How did you know that?"

"Because everything you said is true, it's much more detail than I need, and you told me in a way that's no use to me at all."

"Huh. Are you a psychologist?"

"I am, but how the heck did you know that???! !??"

"You don't know where you are. You don't know where you're going. You got where you are by blowing hot air. You put labels on people after
asking a few questions, and you're in exactly the same spot you were 5 minutes ago, but now, somehow, it's my fault!

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08 Jul 2010, 1:09 pm

An autistic person walks into a bar. Not!

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08 Jul 2010, 1:11 pm

What do you call an Aspie at a party? Lost.

What goes:
Red red red
Blue blue blue
Yellow yellow yellow?

An autistic kid's Lego house.

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