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30 Nov 2010, 1:19 am

duncvis wrote:

YMBAAI...
you can fall asleep listening to Rammstein at full blast, but a fly buzzing in the next room will drive you into a state of nervous collapse....

my mom never understood this fact about me. Hahaha Rammstein on full blast... that's definitely me.

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30 Nov 2010, 1:37 am

Sophist wrote:

-If, at the age of near-24, just yesterday you finally got why the joke "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" is a joke and have been chuckling since...

i finally understood what people were laughing about about the joke "i know you are, but what am I?" only a few years back.... It would go on for minutes... until the person gave up....
"Jeesh it was only a joke!! !! Dont you get it?" I was like... umm not really...

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03 Dec 2010, 11:14 am

You lockdown while trying to think and don't even react when someone yells your name.

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03 Dec 2010, 11:39 am

mechanicalgirl39 wrote:

You lockdown while trying to think and don't even react when someone yells your name.

Huh?

What?

Uh ... did you say something?

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03 Dec 2010, 1:10 pm

....You're 20 years old but you've got to suck a candy lollypop to stop you yakking about crap while your family are watching their favourite TV programme.
:oops:
(My friend has to get her son to suck a lollypop to keep him quiet while she's waching her favourite programme - but he's only 4).

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03 Dec 2010, 4:48 pm

You might be an aspie, if you try counting how many red cars you see going up & down the road..

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03 Dec 2010, 8:01 pm

mechanicalgirl39 wrote:

You lockdown while trying to think and don't even react when someone yells your name.

Ahh, how familiar!

....
....
....
"KAYBEE!"
"Hm?"
"That's like the tenth time I've said your name."
"Oh, sorry. I was thinking."

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13 Dec 2010, 6:11 pm

you might be an aspie if you do more stimming than what has been since books on the subject have been read..

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13 Dec 2010, 6:39 pm

If you are too stubborn to change with the times, no matter how many orginal members of your favourite rock bands may pass away, at any given time.

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13 Dec 2010, 8:10 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

If you are too stubborn to change with the times, no matter how many orginal members of your favourite rock bands may pass away, at any given time.

Or if, like me, you don't fit into any era, haha.

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14 Dec 2010, 4:12 pm

you might be an aspie if you try to count all the leaves that fall in one single day...

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14 Dec 2010, 4:29 pm

ProfessorX wrote:

you might be an aspie if you try to count all the leaves that fall in one single day...

You might be an aspie if you write a computer program that counts all the leaves that fall in a day :lol:

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15 Dec 2010, 12:49 am

samsa wrote:

If you ask someone with bad acne "what is wrong with their face."

(True story, a friend had what looked like a really bad bruise on her face. Everyone else simply ignored it, but I had to ask if she had hurt herself :/.)

as a small child, I was in a Wendy's with my family. A rather large woman walked in with her family and I immediately yelled "Mommy, won't you tell me about that big fat pig!" Needless to say my family was mortified and I have yet to live that down.

You might be an aspie if in HS history you raised your hand and corrected your teacher for every minor mistake she made while covering WWII

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15 Dec 2010, 12:56 am

vetwithAS wrote:

samsa wrote:

You might be an aspie if in HS history you raised your hand and corrected your teacher for every minor mistake she made while covering WWII

I got sent to the office for this in 11th grade... i was being a "smartypants"... i think she was embarrassed by it.

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15 Dec 2010, 1:50 am

zweisamkeit wrote:

vetwithAS wrote:

samsa wrote:

You might be an aspie if in HS history you raised your hand and corrected your teacher for every minor mistake she made while covering WWII

I got sent to the office for this in 11th grade... i was being a "smartypants"... i think she was embarrassed by it.

It was a student teacher to be exact and the real teacher pulled me and another kid doing it aside and asked us to stop. found out later we'd made her cry after class

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15 Dec 2010, 5:50 pm

If you have exquisite hearing but you almost never hear the names of people when they say them.
Honestly, I thought for years that I was deaf or something because I could never catch the names of people. If I see these names in writing I never forget them, I still remember the full names of all my classmates from 25 years ago. But if someone steps out and says 'Hi, I am....' I lose the name in 99 out of 100 cases.

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