A man says to his wife, "You're the double of Cheryl Co

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He continues, "She's 8 stone and you're 16 stone."

That's a joke my brother-in-law told me. He often tells funny jokes.

I can remember that joke but he can remember hundreds. So can another one of my sister's partners.

Having a large repertoire of humor to impress people with is one aspect of what makes people popular.

If I was to approach someone with that joke, the problem is I'd have little to nothing left to add to it.

I've done that kind of thing before. Raised expectations and disappointed catastrophically.

Maybe I should count myself lucky. Somewhere there's a guy locked in an institution for grabbing women's breasts in public when they smile at him because he thinks that means they want sex.

I'm not that unpopular.

You just can't win in this life. I volunteered at the Salvation Army and some guy got argumentative with me. All I did was say, "Come on, hurry up and eat this soup, some of us have got homes to go to."

Just joking. Those are the 2 jokes I can remember. I've ran out of material now.