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14 Jun 2013, 10:34 am

ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
whiskers on kittens


What about raindrops on roses??? :wink:


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14 Jun 2013, 10:37 am

You know, some these answers are actually probable causes of Autism/Asperger's...


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14 Jun 2013, 10:45 am

De novo mutation?



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14 Jun 2013, 10:48 am

pregnant women partaking in the unholy union of apples and caramel


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14 Jun 2013, 11:27 am

stubbing your toe


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14 Jun 2013, 12:15 pm

Poor social skills and sensitivity to sensory data.

YoungAtHeart wrote:
You know, some these answers are actually probable causes of Autism/Asperger's...

It's more that their widely claimed to be causes of autism but actually aren't...



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14 Jun 2013, 12:41 pm

I heard this one on a YouTube video :lol:

"Geeks marrying geeks."


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14 Jun 2013, 12:54 pm

On a different note, shouldn't this be moved to the games section??? :huh:


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15 Jun 2013, 6:04 am

YoungAtHeart wrote:
ooOoOoOAnaOoOoOoo wrote:
whiskers on kittens


What about raindrops on roses??? :wink:


And bright copper kettles, and warm woolen mittens.

Girls in white dresses with red satin sashes

Snowflakes that fall on my nose, and eyelashes.



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15 Jun 2013, 9:16 pm

Don't be silly, everyone knows autism was caused by Vulcans. They got fed up with stupid emotional humans who had no logic, and created a virus that they beamed down from outer space (to avoid detection and breaking the prime directive) into the labs of thousands of doctors, who then injected people with the virus, thinking it was a syringe of vaccine, thereby mutating people and giving them more Vulcan features; lack of emotion and a superior sense of logic. That's why everyone thinks it's the vaccines, but it's not... it's the Vulcans!


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16 Jun 2013, 12:16 am

Autism is Voldemort's remaining Horcrux.


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16 Jun 2013, 1:47 am

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16 Jun 2013, 2:20 am

The mind is out of balance with reality due to mental stress, stress absorbed during the developing process when our communication skills take shape, during pregnancy and the first two years of our lives.

The mind senses everything from the moment we are born, unfortunately the mind absorbs everything during this developing process, stress and anxiety included, two of the main conditions embedded within autism.

(The real experts in autism are those who live with the condition and can talk about their experiences, otherwise you are only an observer).



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16 Jun 2013, 10:30 am

There is no cause for Austism as it is for being a NT, we are two seperate species of the 'Hominidae family'. Thinking of the answers to why we are the ones chosen to look at the world in a different light, could even be down to us being an un-confirmed part of the 'Extraterrestrial' life form. I usually see the mind set of our particular condition to be quite fascinating as we all do tend to differ in many ways that are somewhat 'solitary? unique?' we are true seekers of our planet as it evolves into something quite...wonderous, in our light, that is. So yes. I now blame the stars for our pure existence.

Aspian, is a word I look to.

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-Note: Please remember this is only based on me and my nonsensical thoughts/opinions, please be sure to give me a nudge if I've offended anyone as I don't want to hurt people by this intense...randomness. Thank you- :'-)



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16 Jun 2013, 11:29 am

Autism is caused by watching too much funny cat videos on YouTube. :cat:


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