100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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121. Tell them to 'Just be more social!' or to 'just get out there and socialize!'


My girlfriend used to do this. Aaaargh it made me mad.

122. In any waiting room, sit in the chair right next to them so that you're pressed up against them and bump them every time you move your arm.

123. In instances where the Aspie's AS is high-functioning to the point of not immediately being outwardly apparent, and he/she mentions and explains having it for purposes of your edification, respond by saying, "Oh, but you seem so normal!"

Not sure how many of you have experienced this, but I have, many times, and it never ceases to piss me off. I always feel like saying, "From my perspective, I am normal. It's the rest of the world that's strange."

124) Compare them to Temple Grandin telling them how successful she is and they can do it too

125. Tell you to come early, then get annoyed when you show up early.
126. Tell you that you should date this really loud, obnoxious, and annoying person

127) Don't change the title of this thread to "Many Ways to Annoy an Aspie."

129. Announce in front of the whole school that he or she has AS.
130. Not know anything about plants when the Aspie's special interest is plants.

131) When putting anything at all away, be sure to put it away in a different place from where you found it.

132, purposely act stupid or helpless.

133) Keep putting your foot on their desk, even when they turn around and yell at you to stop it.


I'm famous for that.

134) Never directly ask for help. Instead, mention that you will be doing something and assume that it will be understood that you are really asking for help with that task.

135) In a fast food line, spend all your time talking, and don't even think of what you want until you get to the front.
136) Interview everybody in your party before ordering.
137) Read the entire menu to someone on your cell phone before ordering.
138) Disappear in the middle of ordering.
139) Disappear when your order is ready, so they keep on calling your number
140) Talk loudly on your cell phone, when someone is standing right next to you

141) When waiting behind some awkward person that is waiting to order push in front of them and give them a look like they are inferior to you, then order your meal while in the middle of texting.