100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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92. swallowing on the phone

93. Tell them you think Adolf Hitler may have been aspie.

94. Tell them you think Jesus Christ may have been aspie.

95. Tell them you think Sarah Palin may be aspie.

96. Tell them you think Ghengis Khan may have been aspie.

97. Tell them you think Rasputin may have been aspie.

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98. Pat them on the back in a "friendly" way to show approval.

99. Talk to them when they're trying to do something they consider important and which they've been trying for a long time to finish.

101. Skip number 100.

102. Edit your post to add numbers after someone else had already posted them.

103. Tell them you think Gary McKinnon may not be aspie, and is merely pretending to be in order to evade extradition to the US.

104.Tell them they've got two arms, two legs and a brain, so what more do they need? After all, there are anorexic, quadraplegic AIDS victims with cerebral palsy who don't sit around feeling sorry for themselves about their condition all the time.

105. Become a qualified psychiatrist, and refuse to diagnose them, but don't tell them it's because the NHS don't want to pay for a referral. Instead, tell them that their problem is down to cannabis use, and nothing else - and that if they just gave up the devil's weed, they'd get married, land a good job, have 2.4 kids and be living happily ever after in a plastic love bubble on Venus.

106. Tell them that our purpose in life is to procreate, and that without children life is an empty charade with no meaning.

107. Re-edit your post so that the previous post - which was a response to your original post - no longer makes any sense.

108. Not allow for more than 100 responses.

802. Pretend to be dyslexic

This. Your intentions are noble but misguided.

109. Blame vaccines for autism.
110. Talk about how you know someone who cured their kid's autism with chelation/ a gluten-free diet/ fairy farts. No, they didn't. STFU.
111. Bring up "Indigo/crystal children". Sorry, but the "Indigo/crystal child" is woo BS for parents who don't want to accept that their kid might have a developmental issue.

112. Quote an ex-playmate as a "source"

113) Tell them that you are going shopping at the supermarket and ask if they would like to come. Then drag aspie to all sorts of places that are not the supermarket, including the shopping mall and a second supermarket and then drive around for half an hour looking for banks, totalling up to 4 hours of shopping and driving instead of proposed simple supermarket trip, aspie practically foaming at the mouth afterwards.

114) When someone tells you they have AS, say "How cool for you!!" with this sort of patronising smile on your face.

115. Say how they've always supported autism speaks.

116. Say that you are leaving in 30 minutes. Be ready and expecting to go in 10.

117. When giving them a ride, announce "I know a shortcut" and then after arriving somewhere near the destination from an unfamiliar direction ask, "which way from here?" Meltdown optional.

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118. be in a group of loud, obnoxious people and contribute to the behaviour of it

119. be offended by something but upon hones request refuse to state what I did wrong.

OMG that annoys me.

OK, so maybe I should have bundled all those names together under one number ... but I was making a point about how repetitive the whole business of making retrospective amateur diagnoses of dead people can get. I think IT's noble but misguided.

120. Any variation of the phrase, "I can tell by what you said/wrote that you really meant something else."