100 ways to annoy a NT

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06 Mar 2011, 3:55 pm

31. Get annoyed with them because they insist on ignoring a rule
32. Explain to them that they should drop a rule that everybody is ignoring
33. Explain to them that their view of reality is delusional, and try to convince them to face the facts

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06 Mar 2011, 4:17 pm

34. Correct his/her grammar

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06 Mar 2011, 4:41 pm

Damn, these numbers are even worse than in the other one xD

approximately 45. Assume that it's simply impossible that the NT has ever suffered, because THEY don't have Aspergers/Autism.

approximately 46. Assume that all NTs are great with people and bursting at the seams with charisma, and also couldn't possibly have any kind of social anxiety whatsoever.

approximately 47. When an NT mentions something [s]he heard/read is a common Aspie/Autistic trait, fly into a frenzied rage over said NT making generalizations, when [s]he is genuinely just trying to understand Aspergers/Autism.

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06 Mar 2011, 4:50 pm

50. Wear your favourite T-Shirt all the time.

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06 Mar 2011, 7:59 pm

60. Use big or uncommon words in everyday conversation

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06 Mar 2011, 8:01 pm

[quote="draelynn"]60. Use big or uncommon words in everyday conversation[/quote]

My friends accuse me of doing this quite often. I, however, don't notice this.

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Agree: 4,6,13,16,18,19,20,22,39,41,45: 1 point
Disagree: 1,3,10,11,14,17,27,30,32,36,38,44,47,48,49: 1 point
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06 Mar 2011, 8:06 pm

61? - Breath wrong

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06 Mar 2011, 8:12 pm

62) Tell them useless facts

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06 Mar 2011, 8:45 pm

League_Girl wrote:

62) Tell them useless facts

They're FACTS. How can they be useless?

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06 Mar 2011, 8:48 pm

63. Hum your favourite part of your favourite song over and over again for 10 minutes. :twisted:

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06 Mar 2011, 9:41 pm

64. Don't return their phone calls.

65. Fail to remember birthdays or other special events.

66. Forget their name.

67. Stare blankly at them when they tell you a joke.

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06 Mar 2011, 9:51 pm

syrella wrote:

67. Stare blankly at them when they tell you a joke.

... BUT if you cock your head like a confused puppy they think it is cute, witty and endearing - and they get the point. You don't get it.

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06 Mar 2011, 10:28 pm

68. Refuse to go on outings with them.
69. Be extremely quiet until they say "Why are you so quiet?" or "Is there something wrong?"
70. Tell them you don't watch TV.
71. Tell them you don't go to clubs.

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06 Mar 2011, 11:01 pm

draelynn wrote:

syrella wrote:

67. Stare blankly at them when they tell you a joke.

... BUT if you cock your head like a confused puppy they think it is cute, witty and endearing - and they get the point. You don't get it.

True!

(But then they wouldn't be annoyed, which was the purpose of this thread)

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06 Mar 2011, 11:37 pm

72. Respond logically to everything and point out how their responses are illogical

73. Remain "cold and emotionless" in a situation that they believe calls for an emotional reaction

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06 Mar 2011, 11:46 pm

74. Use proper English (i.e saying "this is she" when you answer the phone and the person asks if "your name" is at home or saying "I'm well" when asked "how are you".

75. Use scientific terms in everyday conversation (even if you explain what they mean)

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