The last time I ordered something by UPS it took 6 days to get from Seattle to L.A. I googled 'UPS intentionally sits on packages' and I entertained myself by reading an hour's worth of thread from others who had a ridiculously long wait. Sure enough, after I expected the drivers to bug out for the day the truck rumbles up and my dog starts her psycho barking. Shipping time right on schedule as quoted by EBay
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Let's go on out and take a moped ride, and all your friends will thing your brain is fried, but you can't live your life too dirty, 'cause in the the end you're born to go 30