Jokes of Our Own?

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That picture is so pretty that I don't have the heart to poke holes in it!

Well... in the interest of keeping it going... If the galaxies were to collide then life in both galaxies would cease because the immense heat would kill all life forms. So yes.. the light bulb would become quite unnecessary! However, you do have to wonder what effect the collision would have on the supermassive black holes in the centers of the galaxies. Would it create a space-time distortion that could possibly lead to a wormhole into an alternate universe where Earth still existed and aspies still needed light bulbs?

Hey, do we actually really know if they are not wormholes already?
Because, what happens to the rest of the supernova star, that colapses as a black hole?
I do not think anything like matter survives the enormous pressure,
where even the neutrons are broken.
Thus, if there is really no matter, what keeps the black hole in the shape?
I bet many black holes are actually wormholes.

Imagine all the beings coming back and forth through the holes.
Like demons, say.
Or angels.
No, they do not really need wormholes, but some others do, like those highly evolved aspies in other universes.
That are looking for the best quality : )

There is something funny about a bunch of aspies trying to write a knock knock joke and turning it into a discussion about theoretical physics.

How many aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

Did you know that Joseph Swan, a British inventor, obtained the first patent for the same light bulb in Britain one year prior to Edison's patent date? Hey why is it dark in here?

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the light bulb has to want to change

You know you're an aspie if when you're 10 you decided to turn the couch into a time machine but then realized the paradox and decided it was safer to line up your toy cars instead.

A: none. once a light bulb has been manufactured, it can not be changed. it is also indeterminable how many AS people it would take to replace a light bulb considering (for example) that even one hundred quadriplegic asperger people could not replace a light bulb.
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i can not remember the many AS jokes i have made up because no one ever found them funny and i never thought about them again.

i will try to make up a couple now for the purpose of this thread

Q: why, when the police officer started talking about "throwing the book" at an asperger person, did the AS person start talking about the migratory characteristics of canada geese?
A: because both topics were about flying in-formation

(that would only work in spoken form, and even then it would not work)

Q: why did the AS person go to a restaurant and order curried musk ox?
A: because they did not feel hungry, and they knew it would not be on the menu.

Q: why was the vacuum cleaner not invented by an AS person?
A: because vacuums can not be cleaned.

Teacher: you are wearing 2 odd socks!
AS child: i am sorry, but i am wearing only one odd sock, and i can not determine which sock i am wearing is the odd one! can you?!?

Q: why can an AS person not tie a knot?
A: because all knots are already tied.

etc..etc..

I just shot red bull out of my nose!

Aspie test:
Mathematician says "Pi r squared"
Baker says "Pies are round"
If you think that's funny you may be an aspie.

but the mathematician did not say "Pi's r squared" "Pi" is singular, and "pies" are plural.

i have also had square pies.

Guy: "You're not normal"
Aspie: "No, normal is perpendicular to the direction of a tangent line to a curve or a tangent plane to a surface."

"Pi R MAD!"
Now we've angered pi.... It's ok pi, have some cheerios.

Wait a minute. I just realized we're all normal when we're standing up.

Q: How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: They don't even bother to change it. They're too busy trying to keep this thread going.