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13 Jan 2007, 2:34 pm

Q: How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The light bothers us.



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16 Jan 2007, 1:37 am

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Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb :idea: ?
A: One; if it involved working with other people, sitting in the dark would be preferable.


emo aspie?



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19 Jan 2010, 2:06 pm

Q: How many people with aspergers syndrome does it take to change a lightbulb?





A: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101...



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19 Jan 2010, 2:12 pm

In the OP, it also sounds like a Nerd joke.

Being a nerd myself <-----

Not about Nerds, but here is my own
joke I made up years ago, it may since
have been made up by someone else.

Where do sailors use the restroom?







The POOP DECK


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19 Jan 2010, 2:14 pm

I have to admit, that made me lol :P



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19 Jan 2010, 2:50 pm

I think its brilliant! Its SO true too!! !



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19 Jan 2010, 2:59 pm

ShiwanKhan wrote:
Q: How many people with aspergers syndrome does it take to change a lightbulb?





A: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101...


Classic :D and you registered just to tell us it!! ! Obsessive... lol



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19 Jan 2010, 3:42 pm

Q: How many Aspies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None! don't change the bulb, I've been waiting 2 years for it to burn out so I can replace the fixture!

(obscure, I know, but 8 out of ten bulbs have burned out and I have 2 left to go, then I can replace the fixture I don't like)



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19 Jan 2010, 5:44 pm

How many Aspergians does it take to change a lightbulb..

None, we've got hypersensitive vision!!


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20 Jan 2010, 12:10 pm

How many Aspies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why would I change it? How would I go about doing this? Are we referring to some sense of the kantian lightbulb itself, or an odd metaspiritual definition? What if I argue that the lightbulb already "is", and as such does not need modification? How would you define a lightbulb? What does it mean to "be" a lightbulb? Does it want to be changed?

What would I change it into? Where would the effort/energy to perform this operation come from? How can I express this mathematically? Why's it so dark in here?



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21 Jan 2010, 12:05 am

Voxsolemnis wrote:
Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We make the neurotypicals do it.

... or....

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We don't need to change any lightbulb. We are the lightbulb.


LOL, the first one! I did laugh.



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21 Jan 2010, 1:02 am

lol.

Too true!


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25 Apr 2011, 6:45 pm

I love to laugh at myself... Having Asperger's may make people laugh, but atleast i can make people happy!



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25 Apr 2011, 11:09 pm

dancinonwater wrote:
I love to laugh at myself... Having Asperger's may make people laugh, but atleast i can make people happy!


haha. don't know whether what you said was meant to be a joke or dry remark on society but it made me laugh.

How many aspies does it take to change a lightbulb?

About as many as it takes to make up a good joke on the spot, i.e., seven more than me:
  • One to establish the fitting and voltage,
  • one to compile a report investigating the pros and cons of 60 watt and 100 watt units,
  • One to arrange the formatting of the report with nice little bullet points
  • one to prepare the route to the hardware shop twenty-four hours in advance,
  • one to melt down in B&Q and return empty-handed,
  • one to design and construct a bran new bulb,
  • one to hoard the burnt out bulbs and,
  • oh s**t, one to make sure the light switch is in the off position


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25 Apr 2011, 11:17 pm

Veronica wrote:
"Alternative answer: One, but if there are more aspies than that in the room, they'll stand about awkwardly for a while before holding a committee about who should change it."

This answer could also apply to the question:

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?


i notice your avatar, *salute comrade*

How many aspergers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- theres no need, there's a lightbulb above our heads all the time.


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26 Apr 2011, 12:10 am

Q: How many people with asperger's syndrome does it take to change a light bulb?

A: (5)
One to notice that things look very dark.
Another to notice the bulb.
Another to change the bulb.
Another to notice that there's light again, and finally,
the 5th Aspie noticed that the 4 other Aspies had been in the room the whole time - hadn't noticed them before.