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26 Apr 2011, 12:16 am

None. The aspie will just take off his/her sunglasses.


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17 Dec 2011, 2:10 am

ShiwanKhan wrote:
Q: How many people with aspergers syndrome does it take to change a lightbulb?





A: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101...

Is this your final answer or your primary one?



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17 Dec 2011, 5:16 am

Voxsolemnis wrote:
Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We make the neurotypicals do it.

... or....

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We don't need to change any lightbulb. We are the lightbulb.


Haha lol



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17 Dec 2011, 6:11 am

"how many aspies does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"at least 10: 5 to define "change"and 5 to define "lightbulb""



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17 Dec 2011, 8:12 am

I'm sure I made up one like that before.

But it's still good.


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17 Dec 2011, 11:56 am

Knock Knock.
"Sh*t, someone's at the door? Oh god. Oh god."



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17 Dec 2011, 12:03 pm

dogslife wrote:
Knock Knock.
"Sh*t, someone's at the door? Oh god. Oh god."


:lol: +100!


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17 Dec 2011, 12:15 pm

dogslife wrote:
Knock Knock.
"Sh*t, someone's at the door? Oh god. Oh god."
"What the f**k do I do? C'mon, breathe, breathe, think, think..."



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17 Dec 2011, 12:26 pm

history_of_psychiatry wrote:
Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


no one can screw in a light bulb because there are no light bulbs big enough to screw in.
i can not fit inside any light bulb, and nor can anyone who i wish to make love with fit inside a light bulb, so i can not screw in a light bulb (as if i would want to anyway).



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17 Dec 2011, 12:39 pm

b9 wrote:
history_of_psychiatry wrote:
Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


no one can screw in a light bulb because there are no light bulbs big enough to screw in.
i can not fit inside any light bulb, and nor can anyone who i wish to make love with fit inside a light bulb, so i can not screw in a light bulb (as if i would want to anyway).


Lol that's a good one: let's make it a joke.
Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just a couple , but they'd have to be really tiny!



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17 Dec 2011, 6:15 pm

how many methodists does it take to change a lightbulb?

two! one to change the lightbulb and another to admire the puritan simplicity of a white light!



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17 Dec 2011, 7:05 pm

If I were in that room, I would talk nonstop about how Thomas Edison was not the real inventor of the light bulb (about half a dozen of inventors made it before EDIson, and he probably stole the idea from Heinrich Göbel and Joseph Swan), and how he was a greedy thief who could only steal other people's creations and how I think he should have died in a very slow and painful way because of how he treated Nikola Tesla. Preferably, by my own hands.

I would eventually screw in the light bulb.