You Might be an Aspie if...

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My school bus is really annoying.

WP isn't a game. It is a lifestyle.

I'm an A+ certified computer technician that's studying for the MCSE and I only know how to make a simple call on a cell phone.

... you are perfectly content spending your Friday night in front of the computer on the internet.

If you can survive solitary confinement (possibly).

It's hard for me to think of the entire list, basically when people have simple software problems or viruses or something, I can usually help them out. Things involving Adobe Photoshop and Premiere, a bit of Illustrator and InDesign, Microsoft Frontpage and Word, CD burning and playing, etc, or just general problems which are easy to fix. Also reformatting and stuff like that.

I know how to install CD drives and stuff like that, as well, mainly because we've had to do it so many times with my computers.

....you honestly can't tell any difference between the supposed "cool" glasses and the alleged "uncool" glasses in the "should have gone to SpecSavers" ads......

If you realise the Specsavers ads are all lame pieces of advertisements meant to control your mind.

...If you have actually read the dictionary from cover to cover.

...your puppy knows exactly how many treats you will give her based on what time of day it is.

...You ate the same thing for lunch everyday for 11 years and then, when your school banned nuts (and you always ate a peanut butter sandwich), you simply ceased eating lunch.

...the only thing that would calm your temper tantrums when you were a small child was an old LP of the Fiddler on the Roof soundtrack (even cassettes of the same stuff wouldn't work)

...your parents thought that the entire cast of Inspector Gadget were your imaginary friends when you were small, but in truth, you were reciting entire episodes--by yourself.

...you don't need speed dial on the phone because you automatically memorize phone numbers the first time you dial them.

..."Get a haircut" is on your list of things to do for weeks at a time without getting it done.

..."Get a haircut" has to be on a list.

...you get upset when someone stops at your house without calling first and then get even more upset when they leave.

...your best friend at age 40 is still the best friend you had in high school.

You mean it's not?

My 11yo Aspie just did that last night. I didn't see him actually get into bed last night, as hubby and I were watching a movie, but when I woke him up this morning he had the same clothes on that he was wearing yesterday. He did insist that he changed his underwear before putting the old clothes on and getting into bed.

...you might be an aspie if you go to a restaurant and instead of using the utensils, you described the history of them to the person next to you.

...you might be an aspie if you liked talking to your computer rather than your friends.

...you might be an aspie if you could manage wearing shorts in the winter and sweatshirts in the summer.

If you enjoy goose stepping around your form room or spinning around like a dervish just to chase your exceptionally long tie.

You might be an aspie if you walk into doorways more often than you walk through them .

If you have become immune to being called a freak.