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EzraS
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24 Feb 2016, 3:11 am

The Farmer In The Dell
The farmer in the del
Heigh ho the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

The farmer takes a wife
The farmer takes a wife
Heigh ho the derry-o
The farmer takes a wife

The wife takes the child
The wife takes the child
Heigh ho the derry-o
The wife takes the child

The child takes the cow
The child takes the cow
Heigh ho the derry-o
The child takes the cow...

Skip a few verses...

The cat takes a mouse
The cat takes a mouse
Heigh ho the derry-o
The cat takes a mouse

The mouse takes the cheese
The mouse takes the cheese
Heigh ho the derry-o
The mouse takes the cheese

The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Heigh ho the derry-o
The cheese stands alone
Heigh ho the derry-o
The cheese stands alone


I am the cheese.

How about you?



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24 Feb 2016, 3:20 am

Yep, in this song, I'm definitely the cheese. I might also be the mouse, who hangs out more with inanimate objects such as cheese, than with other living beings, mostly because I feel as threatened by them as a mouse who's been "taken" by a cat.


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24 Feb 2016, 3:42 am

Yep. I am the cheese.



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24 Feb 2016, 5:34 am

In the context of the song, yes. But people love cheese so much, I dunno......


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24 Feb 2016, 5:38 am

The logical fault in this assumption is how much cheesier I am. Can't help that.

You are the cats & the mice & I am the tuna salad.


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24 Feb 2016, 6:42 am

I am the Wolfman!



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24 Feb 2016, 6:51 am

Not the cheese, I never get a minute alone.


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24 Feb 2016, 8:05 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
I am the Wolfman!


Wolfman-full moon-moon is made out of cheese.



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24 Feb 2016, 8:12 am

zkyds is right. People do like cheese. I hope you don't get eaten Ezra.



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24 Feb 2016, 8:19 am

Which reminds me, I have always wondered if food had a consciousness if it would want to be eaten because that is its purpose. Most people picture food in cartoons and stuff as not wanting to be eaten but that can't be right.

Well, Ezra, you can speak for the cheese. Does the cheese want to be eaten? :scratch:



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24 Feb 2016, 8:45 am

^^I'm sure I have told someone to bite me before :lol:



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24 Feb 2016, 8:48 am

EzraS wrote:
^^I'm sure I have told someone to bite me before :lol:
Nice play on words. I like that :)


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24 Feb 2016, 8:50 am

I am the cheese. I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined.



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24 Feb 2016, 8:55 am

I hope, when people eat me, that they taste how good my Cheddar is, and how Sharp my wit is :wink:



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24 Feb 2016, 9:07 am

JohnnyLurg wrote:
I am the cheese. I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined.

I was waiting for someone to make that Rocko's Modern Life reference. Oh, Filburt. :)


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24 Feb 2016, 9:15 am

I married cheese in 8th grade. It was a very nice honeymoon (cheesymoon?)