I found a cures/treatments for NT syndrome

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30 May 2018, 2:36 pm

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Are you tired of spending all day talking about the Royal Wedding? Are you sad that Paris Hilton is hardly in news anymore? Are you tired of understanding everybody else's feelings and intent or just think your empathy addiction leads to poor decisions?

I have cures and treatments I just know will work because I spent the last 5 years figuring it out in my parents basement. Works for NT people and people who are not autistic enough.

Others may peddle one treatment or cure but I have multiple ones!!

Brain Zapper $1,000

Gene Editing therapy $10,000

McDonalds/Burger King diet $500. True anybody can pig out at these establishments but only I can tell you what, when and how much to order.

MMR/fast food vaccine therapy - This special blended formula works 9.65666777X faster then the other methods. Temporary side effect is looking like a heroin addict with all the marks on your arms. What? You expect an autistic person to have fine motor coordination?

Recovery therapy $135,000 - This 2 year therapy uses traditional psychoanalysis, CBT, and ABA to unbrainwash you.


Send your cash to 222 Crowdfunding Avenue, Planet Autistica.

If you are offended by this post there is no treatment or cure that can help you at this time.

Is this to make people Autistic?


I think it is satire. Like how some groups are trying to find a cure for autism, this is like a joke saying that people have found a cure for not having autism. Part of the "cure" is myths that people think may make someone autistic, like vaccines or fast food.


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30 May 2018, 2:37 pm

Dylanperr wrote:
ASPartOfMe wrote:
Are you tired of spending all day talking about the Royal Wedding? Are you sad that Paris Hilton is hardly in news anymore? Are you tired of understanding everybody else's feelings and intent or just think your empathy addiction leads to poor decisions?

I have cures and treatments I just know will work because I spent the last 5 years figuring it out in my parents basement. Works for NT people and people who are not autistic enough.

Others may peddle one treatment or cure but I have multiple ones!!

Brain Zapper $1,000

Gene Editing therapy $10,000

McDonalds/Burger King diet $500. True anybody can pig out at these establishments but only I can tell you what, when and how much to order.

MMR/fast food vaccine therapy - This special blended formula works 9.65666777X faster then the other methods. Temporary side effect is looking like a heroin addict with all the marks on your arms. What? You expect an autistic person to have fine motor coordination?

Recovery therapy $135,000 - This 2 year therapy uses traditional psychoanalysis, CBT, and ABA to unbrainwash you.


Send your cash to 222 Crowdfunding Avenue, Planet Autistica.

If you are offended by this post there is no treatment or cure that can help you at this time.

Is this to make people Autistic?


It will make you autistic and if you are autistic make you more so by eliminating those pesky NT traits.


It is satire making fun of various popular quack “cures” and “treatments” designed to make one less autistic and more NT.


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30 May 2018, 3:35 pm

I know how to make someone autistic.

Have them try to change their password on TurboTax, twice getting the message that it can't be done because their server is down. Then have them try to phone TurboTax, dealing with an obstreporous voice menu thingy and finally a semi-nice human being (hint: just keep saying "representative").

If the person isn't a blubbering mass of nerves before they try to change their TurboTax password, they will be by the time this is done, about an hour later.

It drove me to drink.

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30 May 2018, 3:41 pm

This is so funny. Hahahaha.



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30 May 2018, 3:58 pm

What is TurboTax? And I think you should be at least grateful you didn't have to pay for this ;)


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31 May 2018, 3:28 am

The best Autism ever. This is like the best satire.



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31 May 2018, 8:56 am

BeaArthur,

Doing any kind of transaction by phone with the so-called "helpers" or "representatives" is certainly enough to drive anyone nuts.



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31 May 2018, 9:32 am

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Doing any kind of transaction by phone with the so-called "helpers" or "representatives" is certainly enough to drive anyone nuts.

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Link to the original at Dinosaur Comics.


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18 Jun 2018, 11:28 am

If your Autistic can this make you more Autistic?



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18 Jun 2018, 11:32 am

I wonder if this can improve your intelligence to?



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18 Jun 2018, 1:16 pm

Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?


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18 Jun 2018, 1:44 pm

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Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?

Whats Neurotypical Speaks?



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18 Jun 2018, 1:54 pm

Dylanperr wrote:
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Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?

Whats Neurotypical Speaks?
Like Autism Speaks but for Neurotypicals. They will help and support Nurotypicals by trying to wipe them out.



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18 Jun 2018, 2:20 pm

fluffysaurus wrote:
Dylanperr wrote:
skibum wrote:
Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?

Whats Neurotypical Speaks?
Like Autism Speaks but for Neurotypicals. They will help and support Nurotypicals by trying to wipe them out.

What is the Neurotypical speaks symbol?



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18 Jun 2018, 2:25 pm

It turns out there's already a cure for NT syndrome. It's called SMARTPHONE. I had the occasion to watch some NTs being treated by it, and it works miracles, there's an immediate lack of eye contact, a lot of strange fingers movements, etc.


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