I found a cures/treatments for NT syndrome

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18 Jun 2018, 2:30 pm

LOLOLOL Thanks, for the laughs, guys----I really needed them, t'day!!











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18 Jun 2018, 2:33 pm

Dylanperr wrote:
What is the Neurotypical speaks symbol?

http://area53aa.org/main/wp-content/upl ... on_why.jpg

As in, why would someone wanna be NT! LOL




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18 Jun 2018, 7:12 pm

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It turns out there's already a cure for NT syndrome. It's called SMARTPHONE. I had the occasion to watch some NTs being treated by it, and it works miracles, there's an immediate lack of eye contact, a lot of strange fingers movements, etc.

For real. Smartphones do radically change the behavior of the most outgoing, extravert, and most NT, of NTs. They all suddenly appear to be talking to themselves (like demented Bowery bums).Forget about eye contact. They get so oblivious to their surroundings that they can no longer drive safely, or even walk city streets safely.



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18 Jun 2018, 8:17 pm

Dylanperr wrote:
fluffysaurus wrote:
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Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?

Whats Neurotypical Speaks?
Like Autism Speaks but for Neurotypicals. They will help and support Nurotypicals by trying to wipe them out.

What is the Neurotypical speaks symbol?
A completed puzzle with one piece missing. :D


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24 Jun 2018, 4:11 am

Its good.



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24 Jun 2018, 9:56 am

Could you please tell me how the brain zapping would work exactly?


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24 Jun 2018, 10:24 am

Okkano wrote:
Could you please tell me how the brain zapping would work exactly?

It would be special laser that only burns away those parts of the brain that impairs you with symptoms of Neurotypicality.


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25 Jun 2018, 8:50 am

I think there's a subset condition of NT-ness that I've found an inexpensive treatment for!

"Do you find yourself obsessed with every little detail of other people's social status? Do you ask people all about their job status, dating status, education, what vacations they go on, what they eat, how much their pets cost, what car they drive, where they live/their house, what technology they have, and any other possessions in rapid-fire succession upon meeting them with little regard to their actual personality or being a human being? Do you find yourself making comments on any little feature of a person's appearance that comes within your eyesight range, even including people walking down the hallway not paying attention to you? Do this compulsion occur to you in inappropriate places, like church, towards underlings at a job, or while you're working at a charity?"

"It's a very sad epidemic that sufferers don't seem to recognize, yet leads to misery to those around them. However, if you come across one of these people (and you certainly will, so get prepared!), there is a new solution that provides hope! It's quite inexpensive, and can purchased at places like Wal-Mart, Target, or even the dollar store!"

This new psychological treatment is called................. DUCT TAPE! Simply purchase a roll, cut a piece off about the length of the sufferer's mouth (scissors may be required, and tape measure might be helpful), and place firmly over the lips, smoothing it down firmly. If done properly, their silence may last up to a few hours!

Symptoms may possibly reduce after a few uses, but vocal noises may still occur at first. Miraculous as this is, this may be only a maintenance program. Severe cases needing a cure can require up to a full removal of the voice box.



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25 Jun 2018, 9:50 am

^ :lmao:


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26 Jun 2018, 11:33 am

For those who think to cure autism with bleach:
Yes it's a really effective thing against autism, but it should be taken for prevention.


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27 Jun 2018, 3:03 am

Where is 222 crowdfunding avenue, planet autistica at. What state/province and what country?



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27 Jun 2018, 1:22 pm

Dylanperr wrote:
Where is 222 crowdfunding avenue, planet autistica at. What state/province and what country?


It is a different planet. Earth is the "wrong planet" :D


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27 Jan 2019, 10:21 pm

Hon Hon Hon Hon



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31 Dec 2019, 4:23 am

funny ha ha ha ha/hon hon hon hon