Starship WrongPlanet: The washing the cat adventure! 6/26/05
26 Jun 2005, 10:08 pm
Trial story idea! That require player interaction
to develope it!! !! !!
Sean wrote:
Phoenix
Joined: Apr 04, 2005
Posts: 784
Location: The Peoples Republic of California
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject:
How to bathe a cat...
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I got this in my email today:
HOW TO BATHE THE CAT!
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to
the toilet water and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand
on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching
out for any purchase they can find. The cat will
self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from your toilet, the cat is
actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a
"power-wash and rinse"
which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside
and ensure that there are no people between
the toilet and the outside
door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both
lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Joined: Apr 04, 2005
Posts: 784
Location: The Peoples Republic of California
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 7:27 pm Post subject:
How to bathe a cat...
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I got this in my email today:
HOW TO BATHE THE CAT!
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to
the toilet water and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand
on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching
out for any purchase they can find. The cat will
self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from your toilet, the cat is
actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a
"power-wash and rinse"
which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside
and ensure that there are no people between
the toilet and the outside
door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both
lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Prometheus wrote:
Phoenix
Joined: May 06, 2005
Posts: 517
Location: Somewhere in La-La land (Cleveland)
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:47 pm Post subject:
The Evil Eye(s)!
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these pics of my eyes for my avatar(s)
THE NIGHT. . . . . . .OF 1001 EYES!
_________________
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I am also known as Vercingatorix
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Posts: 517
Location: Somewhere in La-La land (Cleveland)
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:47 pm Post subject:
The Evil Eye(s)!
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THE NIGHT. . . . . . .OF 1001 EYES!
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Low Freq's Intro wrote:
Hi! This is LowFreq, the ships computer! And this
is my "Bustily Blonde" assistant(and a giggle
in the background is heard!)
Giggle! Giggle! Oooh! LowFreq, there's a penguin
in our bed! and it won't go away!
Darn, pesky penguin code! as LowFreq raise
a slender long electronic device and presses
a button and a irate penguin disappears, much
to it's dissapproval of the abuse it receives.
I have been instructed by Captain Dunctvis to
sample this story line out! It is stictly experimental!
We will start to a event that occured after Captain
Dunctvis resumed command of the ship and Mr.Ghost
hunter and Mr.Promehteus were brain storming
how to get rid of "Wet Hairy big foot" smell that
later would permeanate the ship due to a
Bigfoot lawerly visit!........I will play back that
event!
And this is the present situation of the
"Washing the Cat" adventure, I am not
sure how the story is going to go, so
Mr.Ghosthunter requires crew members
to offer ideas through their personal
interactions! LowFreq out:
is my "Bustily Blonde" assistant(and a giggle
in the background is heard!)
Giggle! Giggle! Oooh! LowFreq, there's a penguin
in our bed! and it won't go away!
Darn, pesky penguin code! as LowFreq raise
a slender long electronic device and presses
a button and a irate penguin disappears, much
to it's dissapproval of the abuse it receives.
I have been instructed by Captain Dunctvis to
sample this story line out! It is stictly experimental!
We will start to a event that occured after Captain
Dunctvis resumed command of the ship and Mr.Ghost
hunter and Mr.Promehteus were brain storming
how to get rid of "Wet Hairy big foot" smell that
later would permeanate the ship due to a
Bigfoot lawerly visit!........I will play back that
event!
Ghosthunter wrote:
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 1311
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:51 pm
Post subject:
Hmmmmmm?
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Prometheus and his "Deep Blue Eye's"
Hemm! Hemmmm! A Lawyerly monocaled bigfoot
over there request you look into his eye's so
determine if it was your looks or EYE'S that turned
on that She-Big Foot! "Say's a Penguin pecking at
your toes and starring into you BIG PEARLY BLUES"!
A subtle cooo! and nudging gesture will follow as
the penguins walk around trying to look into your
pretty blues and all Coo'ing in delight! HmmmPh!
Hmmph! say's the lawyerly Big Foot as a puchid
smell permeanates the room of a hairy-sweaty
nature. He stares into your "pretty blues"
and clicks a box on a paper on his LARGE clipboard!
HmmmmmmPh! HmmmmmmPh! You can go now!
say's the lawerly like-big foot!Back to top
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Posts: 1311
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:51 pm
Post subject:
Hmmmmmm?
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Prometheus and his "Deep Blue Eye's"
Hemm! Hemmmm! A Lawyerly monocaled bigfoot
over there request you look into his eye's so
determine if it was your looks or EYE'S that turned
on that She-Big Foot! "Say's a Penguin pecking at
your toes and starring into you BIG PEARLY BLUES"!
A subtle cooo! and nudging gesture will follow as
the penguins walk around trying to look into your
pretty blues and all Coo'ing in delight! HmmmPh!
Hmmph! say's the lawyerly Big Foot as a puchid
smell permeanates the room of a hairy-sweaty
nature. He stares into your "pretty blues"
and clicks a box on a paper on his LARGE clipboard!
HmmmmmmPh! HmmmmmmPh! You can go now!
say's the lawerly like-big foot!Back to top
And this is the present situation of the
"Washing the Cat" adventure, I am not
sure how the story is going to go, so
Mr.Ghosthunter requires crew members
to offer ideas through their personal
interactions! LowFreq out:
Ghosthunter wrote:
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 1311
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:01 am
Post subject: HMMMMMMM?
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Stardate 26052005!
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter logging in:
We as a experiment, and since the bigfoot
situation has been resolved, tried to bathe
a cat in a practice suggested by Mr.Promtheus
and myself!
We took our holograme and tried to convince
the cat that we beamed aboard the ship that
it was cat food!
Using freshly scratched "Deep Pearly Blue"
eyes of Mr.Prometheus and my firm but
deeply scratched arms to Doctor_Sarcastic
Names dislike! procedded.
The ships computer trying to learn how to
tame these penguin codes so they are less
mischievious unwittingly set a Dog hologram!
as the mischievious penguins converged and
smiled in sheer delight at Mr.Promethus "pearly
deep blue" that soothe and my arms were
continuously be scratched at.
Hmmmph! Hmmmmmph! Low Freq! Hmmmph!
Hmmmph! change the hologram! Ooooow! scccrrraattch!
Ozing of blood futher staining the floor! and
a deeply Emoticon representative sighing
at his scratched deep blues!
Ooooh! Hi! Mr. Ghosthunter, say's "low Freq",
how the de-smelling tactic working for removing
the big foot smells that haven't gone away?
AS this is conveyed, smiling and mischievious
penguin code are watching with a coo'ing delight
at our stuggle!
Logging out:
Mr.Ghosthunter
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 1311
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:01 am
Post subject: HMMMMMMM?
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Stardate 26052005!
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter logging in:
We as a experiment, and since the bigfoot
situation has been resolved, tried to bathe
a cat in a practice suggested by Mr.Promtheus
and myself!
We took our holograme and tried to convince
the cat that we beamed aboard the ship that
it was cat food!
Using freshly scratched "Deep Pearly Blue"
eyes of Mr.Prometheus and my firm but
deeply scratched arms to Doctor_Sarcastic
Names dislike! procedded.
The ships computer trying to learn how to
tame these penguin codes so they are less
mischievious unwittingly set a Dog hologram!
as the mischievious penguins converged and
smiled in sheer delight at Mr.Promethus "pearly
deep blue" that soothe and my arms were
continuously be scratched at.
Hmmmph! Hmmmmmph! Low Freq! Hmmmph!
Hmmmph! change the hologram! Ooooow! scccrrraattch!
Ozing of blood futher staining the floor! and
a deeply Emoticon representative sighing
at his scratched deep blues!
Ooooh! Hi! Mr. Ghosthunter, say's "low Freq",
how the de-smelling tactic working for removing
the big foot smells that haven't gone away?
AS this is conveyed, smiling and mischievious
penguin code are watching with a coo'ing delight
at our stuggle!
Logging out:
Mr.Ghosthunter
Ghosthunter wrote:
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 1311
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:15 am
Post subject: Hmmmmm?
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Hmmmph! Hmmmph! this is low freq!
Whilst Mr.Ghosthunter and Mr.Promtheus
were doing cat bathing big foot de-smelling
experiments, I have been taming these
penguin code mischievieous tactics.
One of them is when they invaded
Assistant Engineers Morlock's
computer and invaded his dreams!
This is what happened when he reported
to the bridge upon Captain Dunctvis's
request!
Morlock wrote:
Blue Jay
Joined: Mar 29, 2005
Posts: 90
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:53 am
Post subject: ok, ok, this is what happened.
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Today I woke up to my alarm, trying to eat the
clock. I haven't bothered to turn off the alarm
since the school year ended, just hit snooze
as usual.
Life ain't exactly been normal for me, especially
since I found out on my latest expedition into
12-dimensional astral space that I had a lost
twin sister, who currently lives in St. Louis, speaks
German, and has a liking for charm bracelets. Then
a council of my peers declared I had jumped the
shark by being "like a pullstring doll" (that is,
repeating myself too much)
So, in the culmination of it all, I deciderdedjbgdcui
thhaaaht yyi weouieooscoio vrehvuksxdc pryddin
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
technochocolate ereshtayan AND VERY MUCH SO.
so, what's happened to you in the last 3 days
12 hours 43 seconds and .045 nanoseconds?Back to top
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Excuse me? say's Captain Dunctvis! Doctor_
sarcasti_Name! I think that Assistant Engineer
Morlock needs to have himself sent to your
office! As this happens! Mischievious penguins
appear on the main viewer!
Low freq! Where are you? Get these mischievious
penguin coder's off our main viewer.Back to top
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 1311
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:15 am
Post subject: Hmmmmm?
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Hmmmph! Hmmmph! this is low freq!
Whilst Mr.Ghosthunter and Mr.Promtheus
were doing cat bathing big foot de-smelling
experiments, I have been taming these
penguin code mischievieous tactics.
One of them is when they invaded
Assistant Engineers Morlock's
computer and invaded his dreams!
This is what happened when he reported
to the bridge upon Captain Dunctvis's
request!
Morlock wrote:
Blue Jay
Joined: Mar 29, 2005
Posts: 90
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:53 am
Post subject: ok, ok, this is what happened.
------------------------------------------------
Today I woke up to my alarm, trying to eat the
clock. I haven't bothered to turn off the alarm
since the school year ended, just hit snooze
as usual.
Life ain't exactly been normal for me, especially
since I found out on my latest expedition into
12-dimensional astral space that I had a lost
twin sister, who currently lives in St. Louis, speaks
German, and has a liking for charm bracelets. Then
a council of my peers declared I had jumped the
shark by being "like a pullstring doll" (that is,
repeating myself too much)
So, in the culmination of it all, I deciderdedjbgdcui
thhaaaht yyi weouieooscoio vrehvuksxdc pryddin
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
technochocolate ereshtayan AND VERY MUCH SO.
so, what's happened to you in the last 3 days
12 hours 43 seconds and .045 nanoseconds?Back to top
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Excuse me? say's Captain Dunctvis! Doctor_
sarcasti_Name! I think that Assistant Engineer
Morlock needs to have himself sent to your
office! As this happens! Mischievious penguins
appear on the main viewer!
Low freq! Where are you? Get these mischievious
penguin coder's off our main viewer.Back to top
magic wrote:
Hawk (Site Admin)
Joined: Jul 02, 2004
Posts: 850
Location: US; male, 33
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:25 pm
Post subject:
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Star Trek TNG, season 5, episode 2:
The U.S.S. Enterprise receives a signal from "The Children
of Tama," an alien race that has no history of violence, but
whose language has been deemed incomprehensible to humans,
despite that they used English words like everyone in the Galaxy.
Morlock, are you one of those Tamarians?
Joined: Jul 02, 2004
Posts: 850
Location: US; male, 33
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:25 pm
Post subject:
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Star Trek TNG, season 5, episode 2:
The U.S.S. Enterprise receives a signal from "The Children
of Tama," an alien race that has no history of violence, but
whose language has been deemed incomprehensible to humans,
despite that they used English words like everyone in the Galaxy.
Morlock, are you one of those Tamarians?
_______________________________________________
Sean, Morlock, Magic idea's wrote:
And I say thanks to Sean and Assistant Engineer
Morlock for allowing me a testing of a story idea!
Also Magic for his input to start this chaotic
unplanned story that requires the interaction
to develop it! I have no clue where it is going
to go!
It is tongue and cheek and I have no clue where
it will go, so have fun!! !! ! Ghosthunter!
Morlock for allowing me a testing of a story idea!
Also Magic for his input to start this chaotic
unplanned story that requires the interaction
to develop it! I have no clue where it is going
to go!
It is tongue and cheek and I have no clue where
it will go, so have fun!! !! ! Ghosthunter!
Last edited by Ghosthunter on 26 Jun 2005, 11:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
26 Jun 2005, 11:06 pm
Hmmmmvvvhvhhhhh! Hey what's going
on as a gagged and tied Ghosthunter is
being dragged down into a big sized toilet!
HmmmmmPPPUHhnnnnnn! #$$$%$###
FLUSH!! !! !! !! ! And the swirling water barely
avoids drowning the script writer Ghosthunter
as bubble perkulate upward with #$%$ and
#$%%^%%%%$$ and something about
going to #$#%^%%&^&T&!
26 Jun 2005, 11:33 pm
ilikedragons wrote:
Snowy Owl
Joined: Oct 13, 2004
Posts: 134
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:11 pm
Post subject:
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If I did it, it'd have these * around something
like stuffs Ghosthunters head in the toilet.Back to top
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Posts: 134
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:11 pm
Post subject:
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If I did it, it'd have these * around something
like stuffs Ghosthunters head in the toilet.Back to top
Ghosthunter wrote:
A smiling and happy "IlikeDragons" walks
gleefully away from a large toilet area
and has Duck(quack!) tape and clumps
of brown hair in his hand! and out of the
blue he finds himself in a strange
water dish like room with a vicious
and spatting feline cat! IT IS PISTE
AND proceed to claw at his body parts
maliciosly!
gleefully away from a large toilet area
and has Duck(quack!) tape and clumps
of brown hair in his hand! and out of the
blue he finds himself in a strange
water dish like room with a vicious
and spatting feline cat! IT IS PISTE
AND proceed to claw at his body parts
maliciosly!
Hi, This is LowFrequency! Ships computer!
After failed attempts to wash a cat, Chief
engineer maliciously decides to help
Mr.Prometheus and Mr.Ghosthunter
out and save their body parts!
He mischievielsy beams a person called
"IlikeDragons" into the room with the
irate cat.
Mr.Ghosthunter and Mr.Prometheus stand
back of the now closed door bleeding
profusly as horrible sounds of pain
eminate from the holodeck room!
"Oooow! Eeeeee! Get back you vicious
beastie" Scratch, Squeeeeaaal Squelch
and MeeeoooowQ is loudly heard and
Mr.Ghosthunter goes to the com and
request Chief Engineer Blackliger
report to the holodeck as pain, torturous
and suffering sound eminate!
26 Jun 2005, 11:46 pm
ilikedragons wrote:
Snowy Owl
Joined: Oct 13, 2004
Posts: 135
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:43 pm
Post subject:
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I'm a girl.Back to top
Joined: Oct 13, 2004
Posts: 135
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:43 pm
Post subject:
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I'm a girl.Back to top
Ooops! As Ghosthunter slaps himself
for writers error! SLAPPPP! and
87878787878###### is indirectly
cussed at him!
"She is in the room with the vicious Cat!"
27 Jun 2005, 12:00 am
ilikedragons wrote:
Snowy Owl
Joined: Oct 13, 2004
Posts: 136
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:54 pm
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I don't really get the last part.
Joined: Oct 13, 2004
Posts: 136
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:54 pm
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I don't really get the last part.
You are in a weird shifting room with
a vicious and semi-wet cat ready to
scratch you to death unless a solution
is found by either Mr.Ghosthunter,
Mr.Prometheus or the ever-so-clever
Chief Engineer Blackliger!
Right now I am trying to scare up Pyraxis
to perhaps rescue you?
The author,
Ghosthunter
27 Jun 2005, 12:10 am
ilikedragons wrote:
Snowy Owl
Joined: Oct 13, 2004
Posts: 136
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:18 pm
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That if I get a part I don't want to be like the people
who wear red shirts and always die in Star Trek. Oh
and see Monk in Tv and Entertainment and Quizzes
in Computers.Back to top
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Posts: 136
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:18 pm
Post subject:
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That if I get a part I don't want to be like the people
who wear red shirts and always die in Star Trek. Oh
and see Monk in Tv and Entertainment and Quizzes
in Computers.Back to top
Ghosthunter wrote:
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 1322
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:59 pm
Post subject: Hmmmmm?
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iLikeDragons wrote:
That if I get a part I don't want to be like
the people who wear red shirts and always
die in Star Trek.
From the author, Ghosthunter!
Like being squished by giant ants
and such, or choking on tribbles?
Nah! how does goo'ing death sound?
( just kidding )
Ooooh! There's the headlopping by a
space bat death(vicious creatures they be)
But, Nah! I when I find you a character
you won't die! SPLATTT! JUMMBA! JAMMMBA!
DIES ON SHIPS FRAME! BLUMMMBMCMNNNDF!
AS IT SLIDES DOWN MOST SLLLLOOOOWWWLLLYY!
AND SPEWS BLOOD ON THE MAIN VIEWER1
WILL THAT DO
But seriously, I don't like killing my characters!
Sincerely,
Ghosthunter
Joined: Mar 20, 2005
Posts: 1322
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:59 pm
Post subject: Hmmmmm?
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iLikeDragons wrote:
That if I get a part I don't want to be like
the people who wear red shirts and always
die in Star Trek.
From the author, Ghosthunter!
Like being squished by giant ants
and such, or choking on tribbles?
Nah! how does goo'ing death sound?
( just kidding )
Ooooh! There's the headlopping by a
space bat death(vicious creatures they be)
But, Nah! I when I find you a character
you won't die! SPLATTT! JUMMBA! JAMMMBA!
DIES ON SHIPS FRAME! BLUMMMBMCMNNNDF!
AS IT SLIDES DOWN MOST SLLLLOOOOWWWLLLYY!
AND SPEWS BLOOD ON THE MAIN VIEWER1
WILL THAT DO
But seriously, I don't like killing my characters!
Sincerely,
Ghosthunter
By the way WELCOME ABOARD THE STARSHIP
WRONGPLANET and you will be rescued soon
as possible, and no you won't die a horrible
death! Me-Thinks?????????????????????????
27 Jun 2005, 1:07 am
Current Castlist wrote:
Current Role Call as 6/26/05':
Ships Computer LowFreq50
Captain Dunctvis
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger
Admiral Alex
Ships Ambassador Monastic
Alien Creature Categories:
Odd Creatures......!
Lucky Bunny
(our first strange alien creature!)
"any name suggestions for this creature?"
Introducing Female "BigFoot", Any one
interested in playing this role? and
a name for her?
Emoticon Representatives......!
Emoticon Consultant Representative,
= Prometheus
Special Characters:
Scot's guy, Peter MacKenzie!
(and future crew member)
Ships Computer LowFreq50
Captain Dunctvis
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger
Admiral Alex
Ships Ambassador Monastic
Alien Creature Categories:
Odd Creatures......!
Lucky Bunny
(our first strange alien creature!)
"any name suggestions for this creature?"
Introducing Female "BigFoot", Any one
interested in playing this role? and
a name for her?
Emoticon Representatives......!
Emoticon Consultant Representative,
= Prometheus
Special Characters:
Scot's guy, Peter MacKenzie!
(and future crew member)
new characters wrote:
Introducting of new character::::::
Assistant Engineer Morlock!
(temporary until he decides on what role
he would like besides the ships computer)
Non-Emoticon plucked off planet Wet'O'Dream!
IlikeDragons!
Assistant Engineer Morlock!
(temporary until he decides on what role
he would like besides the ships computer)
Non-Emoticon plucked off planet Wet'O'Dream!
IlikeDragons!
And now a improvised adventure will attempt to begin!
Past adventure Library! wrote:
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... sc&start=0
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... sc&start=0
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... ght=#38296
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... ght=#38290
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... sc&start=0
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... ght=#38296
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... ght=#38290
27 Jun 2005, 1:42 am
"Lt. Pyraxis reporting sir!
Somebody's activated the transporter! Hold on... hold on... aha!"
And a rather bemused looking Husky puppy appears on the transporter pad, scratching its ear.
(sigh) "Why did it have to be one with fleas? Captain, I'm a cat person, I don't do dogs."
And Lt. Pyraxis gingerly slips her fingers into the dog's collar and leads it towards the hissing and scratching coming from the holodeck.
"Hey, ilikedragons, my friend. Allow me to draw the enemy's fire to give you time to escape."
And the Lieutenant nudges the husky towards the holodeck door, and hits the door-open button.
27 Jun 2005, 1:49 am
lowfreq50 wrote:
Blue Jay
Joined: May 02, 2005
Posts: 84
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:40 am
Post subject: Re: Attention Lt.Commander Pyraxis!
situation in.....
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Ghosthunter wrote:
There is a person trapped in the holodeck
of the Starship WrongPlanet being attacked
by a wet cat that was involved in Mr.Ghosthunters
and Mr.Prometheus's experiment!
Hurry! it may get urgent!
After much computing, I have formulated a course
of action to alieviate two problems.
We must drop the Ship's air temperature down by
50%. The cold will kill the Bigfoot smell, and wet cats
hate the cold.
Joined: May 02, 2005
Posts: 84
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:40 am
Post subject: Re: Attention Lt.Commander Pyraxis!
situation in.....
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Ghosthunter wrote:
There is a person trapped in the holodeck
of the Starship WrongPlanet being attacked
by a wet cat that was involved in Mr.Ghosthunters
and Mr.Prometheus's experiment!
Hurry! it may get urgent!
After much computing, I have formulated a course
of action to alieviate two problems.
We must drop the Ship's air temperature down by
50%. The cold will kill the Bigfoot smell, and wet cats
hate the cold.
Listening to heavy metal music and shoo'ing
away misbehaving penguins the ships computer,
Low Freq' says........
"Hi! Welcome Lt.Commander Pyraxis, and oh!
you guys (Mr.Spock and Mr.Promtheus) should
see Doctor Sarcastic_Name! (as both are
profusely bleeding)! "
The temperature of the ship drops!
-Lowfreq50Back to top
Last edited by Ghosthunter on 27 Jun 2005, 2:05 am, edited 1 time in total.
27 Jun 2005, 1:54 am
pyraxis wrote:
Deinonychus
Joined: Mar 26, 2005
Posts: 300
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:42 pm
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"Lt. Pyraxis reporting sir!
Somebody's activated the transporter! Hold on
... hold on... aha!"
And a rather bemused looking Husky puppy
appears on the transporter pad, scratching its ear.
(sigh) "Why did it have to be one with fleas? Captain,
I'm a cat person, I don't do dogs."
And Lt. Pyraxis gingerly slips her fingers into the dog's
collar and leads it towards the hissing and scratching
coming from the holodeck.
"Hey, ilikedragons, my friend. Allow me to draw the
enemy's fire to give you time to escape."
And the Lieutenant nudges the husky towards the
holodeck door, and hits the door-open button.Back to top
Joined: Mar 26, 2005
Posts: 300
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:42 pm
Post subject:
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"Lt. Pyraxis reporting sir!
Somebody's activated the transporter! Hold on
... hold on... aha!"
And a rather bemused looking Husky puppy
appears on the transporter pad, scratching its ear.
(sigh) "Why did it have to be one with fleas? Captain,
I'm a cat person, I don't do dogs."
And Lt. Pyraxis gingerly slips her fingers into the dog's
collar and leads it towards the hissing and scratching
coming from the holodeck.
"Hey, ilikedragons, my friend. Allow me to draw the
enemy's fire to give you time to escape."
And the Lieutenant nudges the husky towards the
holodeck door, and hits the door-open button.Back to top
A growling sounds and hissing sound occurs as the
tempature drops rapidly and a shivering Mr.Ghosthunter
and Mr.Prometheus have trickles of blood freeze on the
spot! Lt.Commander Pyraxis is now getting cold
and IlikeDragons is crawling out baddddly cut and
bruised.....Soon Pyraxis picks up her communicator!
BlackLiger
Veteran
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,525
Location: My Posh Leather Chair. England.
27 Jun 2005, 5:51 am
"Ach aye. The wee beastie doesne like water, des it? Maybe I should jest let the tribbles eat the critter....... Ach, wait, its a poor wee kitty." *Picks up kitty and drys it, where it promptly starts purring*
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