When I was 3 I saw a box of toys labeled, "motor skills" and thought that must have something to do with fixing a car. I asked the "pre-school" teacher what it meant and she stared at me, obviously surprised that I could read. (And this is how I know my parents are in denial and I was not overlooked.)
The first time someone suggested that I brainstorm ideas, I freaked quite out, being afraid to try such a thing.
I wasn't allowed to be aspie when I was a kid. I was allowed to keep my bear because, well, if it had been taken away, then it would have been impossible to hide my "condition."
One cute thing I did on xmas was put all the bows on my head