People stole my sperm so that they have genius children!

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18 Nov 2021, 3:14 pm

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Uh, guys?  The OP may have skipped a dose or two.  So be patient with him, okay?
LOL!!
I am being serious.
Oh I believe that you are. I just found your words funny.
What do you mean by "funny"?  Do you mean the way I talk?  What?  Funny how?  What's funny about it?  You mean, let me understand this because, you know maybe it is me, I am a little effed up maybe, huh?  But I'm funny how; I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?  I make you laugh, like I am here to amuse you?  What do you mean funny, funny how?  How am I funny?  You said I am funny.  How am I funny, what is so funny about me?  Tell me, tell me what is so funny?
No, it's not you at all. I think they stirred up an association in me. The actual words themselves stirred up a specific memory from my life and that memory had a hilarious context so I couldn't help but laugh. I just posted that because that's how I responded, kind of like a kneejerk response. I didn't think anyone would make a big deal of it.

When I am on the forum, I treat it kind of like a non-verbal equivalent of just hanging out together so as I laughed out loud, I posted it just like if we had been hanging out in person you would have heard me laugh. That's all it was. Nothing more. :)


Fnord's quoting Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas".
oh!! Gotcha! I never saw that movie! Thank you for explaining it to me! :D


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18 Nov 2021, 3:21 pm

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That's not Henry Hill's lines. :nerdy:
what's Henry Hill's lines?


Henry Hill was an old gangster who appears as a character in Goodfellas. :nerdy:


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18 Nov 2021, 3:56 pm

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That's not Henry Hill's lines. :nerdy:
what's Henry Hill's lines?


Henry Hill was an old gangster who appears as a character in Goodfellas. :nerdy:
Ah! Thank you! :)


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18 Nov 2021, 4:10 pm

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Boris and Natasha break into your home...force you to watch internet porn...and then collect the ( liquid result of you pleasuring yourself) into a vial, and then spirit it away?

The only porn Boris and Natasha will be watching is the socialist workers uniting to take down the capitalist bourgeoisie oppressors comrade!


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18 Nov 2021, 6:04 pm

Well..."Mr. Semen First Class" has still not returned to this thread that he has started...to explain it all to us. :?



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19 Nov 2021, 10:50 am

I thought perhaps a commercial DNA match list was alarming? or else I have friends who obtained the donor # for their child's paternity and have identified multiple half siblings on relevant forums, but not 100s.

Hugs for OP in a difficult time.



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19 Nov 2021, 11:09 am

They come up to me in my home, I am a cripple with badly working legs.

Hypnotised me to want to sleep with them, like a suggestion- you want sex with me.

Go on top, cos I can’t physically do it.

Won’t get off when I orgasm, in order to get pregnant.

Give me the suggestion that I will forget it ever happened.

All because my interests are, physics, religion, polytheism, magick, the universe, aliens, gods, supernatural, languages, making money and business, sex, psychology, NLP and hypnosis, to name a few.

And they think I’m a genius because they heard that there are a lot of people rich and famous suspected to have Aspergers. They think I’m Einstein or Newton because I say thing that are new to them.

Plus every found out I had an interest in money and because I was focussed on learning business, marketing ect. They are stealing my ideas for businesses and saying that an autistic cripple can’t have everything and be a much better, more powerful, more sex than them. - can anyone psychoanalyse that?

They just want my sperm so they can make money.

I’ve had a few good money making ideas that were stolen!



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19 Nov 2021, 11:11 am

I think you should check for a carbon monoxide leak, this isn’t really happening



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19 Nov 2021, 11:57 am

They come up to me in my home, I am a cripple with badly working legs.

Hypnotised me to want to sleep with them, like a suggestion- you want sex with me.

Go on top, cos I can’t physically do it.

Won’t get off when I orgasm, in order to get pregnant.

Give me the suggestion that I will forget it ever happened.

All because my interests are, physics, religion, polytheism, magick, the universe, aliens, gods, supernatural, languages, making money and business, sex, psychology, NLP and hypnosis, to name a few.

And they think I’m a genius because they heard that there are a lot of people rich and famous suspected to have Aspergers. They think I’m Einstein or Newton because I say thing that are new to them.

Plus every found out I had an interest in money and because I was focussed on learning business, marketing ect. They are stealing my ideas for businesses and saying that an autistic cripple can’t have everything and be a much better, more powerful, more sex than them. - can anyone psychoanalyse that?

They just want my sperm so they can make money.

I’ve had a few good money making ideas that were stolen!

One a 150,000 pound idea that was doable.

And a £1 a week charity which would solve staring, homeless, poor, disabled and people with no water.



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19 Nov 2021, 12:01 pm

ConfusedFresher wrote:
I think you should check for a carbon monoxide leak, this isn’t really happening


Don’t you know that presidents, priministers, kings and queens, celebrities, psychologists, psychiatrists and anyone who is in any position of power knows hypnosis.

Dental hypnosis is one example.



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19 Nov 2021, 12:21 pm

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Boris and Natasha break into your home...force you to watch internet porn...and then collect the ( liquid result of you pleasuring yourself) into a vial, and then spirit it away?

The only porn Boris and Natasha will be watching is the socialist workers uniting to take down the capitalist bourgeoisie oppressors comrade!

Boris and Natasha served Pottsylvania, a country where the only thing you could get on TV was commercials. I don't think they were Communists


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19 Nov 2021, 12:22 pm

skibum wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
skibum wrote:
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That's not Henry Hill's lines. :nerdy:
what's Henry Hill's lines?


Henry Hill was an old gangster who appears as a character in Goodfellas. :nerdy:
Ah! Thank you! :)

Henry Hill was played by Ray Liotta not Joe Pesci.


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19 Nov 2021, 2:27 pm

you're having delusions. Get professional help.

No one is breaking into your home and doing this to you.

In fact you're not the first person to have this delusion. For centuries folks imagined that they were being attacked at night by spirits called incubi (for women), or succubi (for men) who would paralyze them and sexual assault them. In more modern times folks reimagined the spirits as being flying saucer aliens visiting them, and paralyzing them etc.. But you're giving the delusion an earthbound sperm donor theme. But its the same thing. And its not real.



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19 Nov 2021, 2:58 pm

MaxE wrote:
skibum wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
skibum wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
That's not Henry Hill's lines. :nerdy:
what's Henry Hill's lines?


Henry Hill was an old gangster who appears as a character in Goodfellas. :nerdy:
Ah! Thank you! :)

Henry Hill was played by Ray Liotta not Joe Pesci.


Right, Fnord was Joe Pesci, skibum responded but not with Henry Hill/Ray Liotta's lines.


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19 Nov 2021, 2:59 pm

Fnord wrote:
skibum wrote:
Fnord wrote:
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Uh, guys?  The OP may have skipped a dose or two.  So be patient with him, okay?
LOL!!
I am being serious.
Oh I believe that you are. I just found your words funny.
What do you mean by "funny"?  Do you mean the way I talk?  What?  Funny how?  What's funny about it?  You mean, let me understand this because, you know maybe it is me, I am a little effed up maybe, huh?  But I'm funny how; I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?  I make you laugh, like I am here to amuse you?  What do you mean funny, funny how?  How am I funny?  You said I am funny.  How am I funny, what is so funny about me?  Tell me, tell me what is so funny?


You seem like a Good Fella. An honest Joe (Pesci) :D



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19 Nov 2021, 6:47 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
MaxE wrote:
skibum wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
skibum wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
That's not Henry Hill's lines. :nerdy:
what's Henry Hill's lines?


Henry Hill was an old gangster who appears as a character in Goodfellas. :nerdy:
Ah! Thank you! :)

Henry Hill was played by Ray Liotta not Joe Pesci.


Right, Fnord was Joe Pesci, skibum responded but not with Henry Hill/Ray Liotta's lines.
Not having seen the movie, Skibum was clueless!! Thought it was Fnord! :lol:


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