I get angry really easily and take people's jokes too seriously, then insult them back to make them feel the same way I do, and that just upsets everyone.
In sports or like any competition people tend to be "friendly rude" and I don't know what to say back in response. I know if you don't respond you seem weak and being weak makes me angry and I'm terrible at sports so it's not like I can prove myself otherwise.
Anyway, I don't know what I should say as appropriate comebacks and any advice would be useful. (the problem is not "good comebacks", it's the not hurting people's feeling's part)
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MAN
"You know, I have a doctor friend I think can help you."
EDWARD
"Really? I'd like to meet him."