Autism Speaks slogan thread, with poll

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It would help if you just gave me one, or specifically stated which of your favourites you choose.

If I am to choose one, let it be 27.

I like #7.

Did you count my vote from the dead thread? It's #6

6. Autism speaks - "Because we hate diversity and persecuting other minorities is illegal."

18, although a number of others were brilliant.

#36

#6 for me.

1. 'Autism Speaks. They say **** off, Autism Speaks!'
2. "It does the things I want it to do, or it gets the hose again..."
3. "Autism Gags"
4. I gotta get a dog and name him Autism. Then I'll have him bark and say "See? Autism speaks!"
5. Autism speaks. It's time to follow our stupid assumptions and whine about your kid not being perfect.
6. Autism speaks - "Because we hate diversity and persecuting other minorities is illegal."
7. "Autism Speaks- But we refuse to listen".
8. 'Autism Speaks? We'll Kill 'em All!'
9. A pedant writes... It\'s \"Autism Speaks INC.\" Autism Speaks - It\'s Time To Medicate
10. "autism speaks, doesn’t speak for me"
11. Autism speaks, if you beat him hard enough.
12. Autism speaks: "Moo... you happy now"
13. Austism Speaks: No, we're not Satanists... although we did try burning them like witches... but the government wouldn't give us a permit.
14. Autism Speaks. It has echolalia. Autism Speaks. It has echolalia.
15. Autism Speaks, go to hell, and stay there!
16. Autism Speaks: We were the ones who got rid of the Routemaster.
17. Autism Speaks: Because we couldn't think of any other way to ass kiss politicians and celebrities.
18. Autism Speaks: Yeah, yeah, we'll find a cure, promise. Now give us all your money!
19. Cure Neurotypicals, not us.
20. Autism Speaks - now leave us alone and let us get on with it
21. Autism speaks: it's time to listen; just not to them, but to our lies.
22. Autism Speaks for itself, now let us get on with it.
23. Autism speaks and it says that there is a cure for Autism. DEATH!
24. Autism Speaks - quick, flame them!
25. Autism Speaks: Where we work, as Hitler's henchmen and women!
26. "Autism speaks - UTTER NONSENSE."
27. Too bad Autism Speaks isn't called "NTs Listen"
28. "Autism Speaks: Sucking the mercury out of brains since 1931." <I bet this is one of foresam’s.>
29. Autism Speaks...We think that all children with autism are handicapped ret*ds, who should be abused.
30. Neurotypical Mothers Against Autism Speak Out.
31. "Autism Speaks: It's time to Goosestep!"
32. Autism Speaks for parents who can not, or will not accept their child's diagnosis!
33. Give me a giant axe and I'll deal with Autism Speaks.
34. Autism Speaks. We think that we speak for everybody on the Spectrum.
35. Autism Speaks. We're asking to get ran over by a Routemonster.
36. "Autism Speaks, But we're talking over them...
37. Autism Speaks - for only 5% of the Autistic Spectrum.
38. Autism Speaks, it's time to donate to Wrong Planet instead!
39. Autism Speaks it's time to get back to topic. Unless we have run out of catchy slogans. I have. Maybe this is a good one.
40. Autism Speaks it's time to let this thread die.
41. "When Autism Speaks, I stick my fingers in my ears and sing, "La-la-lah la-la-lah I can't HEAR you!! !! !"
42. Autism Speaks... We're out of touch so you can be.
43. Autism Squeaks.
44 Autism Sporks.
45. Autism Whines.
46. Autism Kvetches... Misery loves company.
47. Autism Speaks: We fight autism because fighting global warming is like, soooo last year <Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes>
(please note the parody on NT language Laughing).
48. Autism Speaks: We're the KKK in disguise.
49. Autism Speaks: We despise autism because autism is smarter than us.
50. Cure Neurotypicals now.
51. Cure the curebies.
52. Selfish, spoiled yuppie moms who have no concept of self-sacrifice, whose lives are devoted to having no responsibility and have no idea how to parent kids, let alone their autistic children who don’t even get a say SPEAKS. It’s time to listen TO OUR LIES.
52. "Autism Speaks - It's Curtains for Aspies."
53. Autism Speaks does not speak for me, but neither do ignorant spectrumites Damn that beau99! Very Happy
54. "Autism Speaks"-it's baloney with a side of flim flam!
55. Autism Speaks"-it's time to feed the trolls!
56. "Autism Speaks"-it's time for the parents to shut the hell up, and listen to autistics.

A few new slogans added. What we need is someone brave enough to post this list on Autism Speaks message boards in the what do you think forum.

My cellfones not up to the job-

That's OK Zarathustra, give the cellphone a break. Someone will step up, and do it I am sure! I will be instantly banned if I do it for sure. It has to be someone who has not received any infractions there. Volunteer anyone? It needs to be posted in the "What do you think forum"

Numbers 2, 24, and 55.

"It does the things I want it to do, or it gets the hose again..."

Autism Speaks - quick, flame them!


Autism Speaks"-it's time to feed the trolls!

Autism speaks, because the truth is out there. Unfortunately, I'm in here...

Autism Speaks Lies

Autism Speaks, But They Should Shut The f**k Up

Autism Speaks, But Not For Autism

Autism Speaks, but only for money