Ribbit!
Keess me you eediots! I yam only appearing to be a frog's yegg! Keess me and I will turn into a common prince! Pleeease geeve me mine big ears and buck teeth, I yam so meesing beink an Normyal yegg! Theese Mentos deestarbyance am tarrybal! I none can yunderstan yew! Halp me none to be yawtismic frog yegg!
Ribbit!
I so dasiyer to be regular prince, instead of yawtismic, trap inside mine own yittle warl, none able toom communicat with Narmyals.
Ribbit!
Help me, Narmyals.
Ribbit!
Mak me good yegg. Omlet mine brane.
Ribbit!