It has come to my attention that FEMALES got into the team.

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07 Nov 2005, 2:07 pm

I am shocked and horrified to discover that some women disguised as men managed to sneak into my team and join up.

NOW LISTEN UP

This team is a TOUGH team - NO GIRLS. When we are in the battlefield we need focus and teamwork. We cannot have a team-mate unable to operate because they are fussing over a broken nail or a new hairstyle.

Men's brains are powerful, determined and strong - the stuff of Superheros. Women's brains are just full of silly fluff about clothes shopping, hair salons and make up.

Now if you are one of these "secret women" kindly hand in your membership and get back down where you belong- THE KITCHEN - Pronto!

Thank you for your time.

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07 Nov 2005, 2:09 pm

:roll:

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07 Nov 2005, 2:12 pm

who's going to cook the oatmeal?

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07 Nov 2005, 2:12 pm

:: points :: CONTROVERSY!! !! !! !!

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07 Nov 2005, 2:15 pm

But Renegade....what about my assignment to find out who AgentMiller is? I trimmed my nails, and I have my hair in a ponytail....no salons for me. You even said I did good work!! :wink:

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07 Nov 2005, 2:18 pm

I am typing this from my hospital bed. Unfortunatly the savage beating that Tere just administerd to me has made me realise that chicks are the tougher heros after all. I therefore am forced to retract my previous statement and beg you to rejoin.

(there's washing up that needs doing)

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07 Nov 2005, 2:22 pm

Aww Renegade.....you are ever so kind. I'm sorry if I inflicted undue pain. :cry:

You won't mind if I add your washing in with mine, will you? :oops:

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07 Nov 2005, 2:24 pm

Not at all darling...Thank you for the harsh but fair discipline madam it was just what I needed.

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07 Nov 2005, 2:29 pm

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07 Nov 2005, 2:29 pm

en_una_isla wrote:

who's going to cook the oatmeal?

the stove's over there my dear! Be my guest!

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07 Nov 2005, 3:01 pm

Really? Why is that?

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07 Nov 2005, 3:07 pm

This smells of racism...oops, I mean anti-Semitism...oops, wrong form of bigotry again. Sexism. That's the one!

We all know a witch or two, don't we?
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