Can you relate to...?
Hello, I was just wondering how many of you guys can related to these
Driving - I have ZERO desire to drive. At all. I don't mind taking public transportation, getting friends to give me rides, etc. I just don't want to drive.
Criminal Mind - I have a criminal mind. For some reason, I think of every single possible outcome, how to ensure the outcome happens, how to avoid that outcome, etc.
Lying - Related to Criminal Mind, I can lie extremely well. I can come up with a story, that sounds beleivable enough to be true, yet not able to be disproved. No one ever can tell the difference.
Love - I rely on a calculated form of love. I don't "feel" love... I "think" love. When asked if I love someone, I run thru a mental checklist, tally up points, and get a rating... Then convert it to "love" "like", etc.
Food can't touch - No matter what I eat, if the food isn't designed to be eaten as a whole (Biscuits and Gravy), the food CANNOT touch. Drives me INSANE.
Just curious
well im a very bad liar, even when i try its so obvious... but somthing in me hates to lie as well... rather get in trouble than confuse reality with fiction
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Because it would be paradoxical for him to be goodat lying about not being good at lying. If he was a bid liar, you wouldn't be convinced of his ability to lie... ergo, he must be a good liar in order to to be a bad liar.
*Head explode*
I sympathis with the driving thing actually. Although I have started to learn to drive now, and it's so fun.
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Because it would be paradoxical for him to be goodat lying about not being good at lying. If he was a bid liar, you wouldn't be convinced of his ability to lie... ergo, he must be a good liar in order to to be a bad liar.
*Head explode*
I sympathis with the driving thing actually. Although I have started to learn to drive now, and it's so fun.
if he is a bad liar, then he cannot be a good liar...
if he is a good liar, then he cannot be a bad liar...
logic dictates that if he can tell lies that are good, then he cannot be a bad liar...
ergo, if we can tell he is lying, then he is not a good liar. therefore he needs to give a false statement, and if we can tell its an untruth then we will know... otherwise we back to square one....
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i am that which i am...
if he is a bad liar, then he cannot be a good liar...
if he is a good liar, then he cannot be a bad liar...
logic dictates that if he can tell lies that are good, then he cannot be a bad liar...
ergo, if we can tell he is lying, then he is not a good liar. therefore he needs to give a false statement, and if we can tell its an untruth then we will know... otherwise we back to square one....
"One of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies..."
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No. I like driving.
No.
No. I haven't mastered the art of lying.
No, I feel love, but to a select few.
I don't have a problem with that. I think some foods taste better when mixed.
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Because it would be paradoxical for him to be goodat lying about not being good at lying. If he was a bid liar, you wouldn't be convinced of his ability to lie... ergo, he must be a good liar in order to to be a bad liar.
*Head explode*
I sympathis with the driving thing actually. Although I have started to learn to drive now, and it's so fun.
if he is a bad liar, then he cannot be a good liar...
if he is a good liar, then he cannot be a bad liar...
logic dictates that if he can tell lies that are good, then he cannot be a bad liar...
ergo, if we can tell he is lying, then he is not a good liar. therefore he needs to give a false statement, and if we can tell its an untruth then we will know... otherwise we back to square one....
Sample statement:
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did.
Because it would be paradoxical for him to be goodat lying about not being good at lying. If he was a bid liar, you wouldn't be convinced of his ability to lie... ergo, he must be a good liar in order to to be a bad liar.
*Head explode*
I sympathis with the driving thing actually. Although I have started to learn to drive now, and it's so fun.
if he is a bad liar, then he cannot be a good liar...
if he is a good liar, then he cannot be a bad liar...
logic dictates that if he can tell lies that are good, then he cannot be a bad liar...
ergo, if we can tell he is lying, then he is not a good liar. therefore he needs to give a false statement, and if we can tell its an untruth then we will know... otherwise we back to square one....
Sample statement:
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did.
lie... your mother said you were seven when you did that
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i am that which i am...
Because it would be paradoxical for him to be goodat lying about not being good at lying. If he was a bid liar, you wouldn't be convinced of his ability to lie... ergo, he must be a good liar in order to to be a bad liar.
*Head explode*
I sympathis with the driving thing actually. Although I have started to learn to drive now, and it's so fun.
if he is a bad liar, then he cannot be a good liar...
if he is a good liar, then he cannot be a bad liar...
logic dictates that if he can tell lies that are good, then he cannot be a bad liar...
ergo, if we can tell he is lying, then he is not a good liar. therefore he needs to give a false statement, and if we can tell its an untruth then we will know... otherwise we back to square one....
Sample statement:
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did.
lie... your mother said you were seven when you did that
You fail for not getting the movie quote.
Because it would be paradoxical for him to be goodat lying about not being good at lying. If he was a bid liar, you wouldn't be convinced of his ability to lie... ergo, he must be a good liar in order to to be a bad liar.
*Head explode*
I sympathis with the driving thing actually. Although I have started to learn to drive now, and it's so fun.
if he is a bad liar, then he cannot be a good liar...
if he is a good liar, then he cannot be a bad liar...
logic dictates that if he can tell lies that are good, then he cannot be a bad liar...
ergo, if we can tell he is lying, then he is not a good liar. therefore he needs to give a false statement, and if we can tell its an untruth then we will know... otherwise we back to square one....
Sample statement:
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did.
lie... your mother said you were seven when you did that
You fail for not getting the movie quote.
And nobody got mine either!
AndersTheAspie
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Hello there Binarycow
I am considdered somewhat of a strange teenager in this regard, I just don't get excited about the thought of driving the way most my peers seem to.
I analyse everything, read the circumstances, considder possible outcomes, and then I calculate how best to act to ensure the best possible outcome for everyone.
As my friend put it: "Noone ever really know if you are joking or not." I don't do lying though. The most I do is joke around, lying is for people who are not proud of what they are doing, and I am!
In most cases then that is what I do too, there are a select few I love by instinct though.
I organise my food, but I don't really mind it touching.
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Once I knew everything, then I got smarter, now the only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Strange how that worked out isn't it?
Driving - I have ZERO desire to drive. At all. I don't mind taking public transportation, getting friends to give me rides, etc. I just don't want to drive.
Criminal Mind - I have a criminal mind. For some reason, I think of every single possible outcome, how to ensure the outcome happens, how to avoid that outcome, etc.
Lying - Related to Criminal Mind, I can lie extremely well. I can come up with a story, that sounds beleivable enough to be true, yet not able to be disproved. No one ever can tell the difference.
Love - I rely on a calculated form of love. I don't "feel" love... I "think" love. When asked if I love someone, I run thru a mental checklist, tally up points, and get a rating... Then convert it to "love" "like", etc.
Food can't touch - No matter what I eat, if the food isn't designed to be eaten as a whole (Biscuits and Gravy), the food CANNOT touch. Drives me INSANE.
Just curious
*I don't what to drive a car either
*I think I know what you mean, like how people could avoid getting caught/how I can get away with stuff in certain situations...definitely
*I can kinda lie. I don't like doing it, and I usually tell the truth unless it is a rule that I disagree with
*Haha, I kinda do that...but my checklist is probably different from yours
*Oh, nope. I don't care about that. I'm to the point that if it's a food that I can eat, and it is still good, I don't give a crap
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