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23 Sep 2021, 7:53 pm

Actually that day was started by Flamingo and Toucan birds. ....... 8O


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23 Sep 2021, 8:07 pm

Jakki wrote:
Actually that day was started by Flamingo and Toucan birds. ....... 8O


I would have said Peacan birds, but that would make me nuts!


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23 Sep 2021, 8:16 pm

but i luv Pecans and Cashews :mrgreen:


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23 Sep 2021, 8:21 pm

Jakki wrote:
but i luv Pecans and Cashews :mrgreen:


Oh I canchew them alright!


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23 Sep 2021, 8:23 pm

peoples allergic to nuts say "CASHEW!!"



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23 Sep 2021, 8:29 pm

auntblabby wrote:
peoples allergic to nuts say "CASHEW!!"


Or if they try to eat the shell. Cantchew!


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24 Sep 2021, 10:12 am

once upon a time , i built a wall , made from nuts . Hence thhe word for Walnut .


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18 Nov 2021, 9:22 pm

Oinski poingski!
Said the pig as it was learning Russian.


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18 Nov 2021, 10:26 pm

"FLAP!" said the shirt pocket and the pants legs in the stiff breeze.



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19 Nov 2021, 11:43 am

in the fall the trees have let go of their leaves as the leaves fearfully shake in the slightest breeze.


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29 Nov 2021, 10:44 am

"Hello" said the car as it saw a man. "Beep, beep!" said the man.


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30 Nov 2021, 9:14 pm

Honk honk said the Goose as it hit the bus ...


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01 Dec 2021, 3:33 am

HONK HONK! said the bus as it hit the goose.



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01 Dec 2021, 6:47 am

"Geronimo!" Cried the leaf as he paraschuted towards the ground.


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04 Dec 2021, 5:48 am

OUCH! laughed the man as his right arm fell off.


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04 Dec 2021, 6:06 am

the man's nether cheeks laughed flappingly as the gas escaped.