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16 Jun 2022, 4:42 pm

Stares at the tumbleweed rolling past...



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17 Jun 2022, 6:15 am

wishes that the tumbleweed would finally say something back.


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17 Jun 2022, 10:16 am

The tumbleweed has spoken.



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18 Jun 2022, 8:52 am

Is the official spokesperson for the Almighty Tumbleweed.


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19 Jun 2022, 8:12 am

Often rolls around in his garden, pretending to be tumbleweed.



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20 Jun 2022, 8:59 pm

Tried to kick a tumbleweed, but ended up tripping over it instead.


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23 Jun 2022, 9:37 am

Walks around with a post it note on his facial hair.



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23 Jun 2022, 11:03 pm

^ Grow a beard large enough, and you can fit more than just post-it notes in there. I know from experience. ;)

Dislikes beards so much, she goes around putting post-it notes on bearded men saying "Shave me, PLEASE!".


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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24 Jun 2022, 9:01 am

Oh dear. :lol:

Collects fairy dust with his beard.



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25 Jun 2022, 3:33 am

Sprinkles fairy dust onto regular bread to make fairy bread.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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25 Jun 2022, 11:54 am

Can summon a unicorn with his beard.



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26 Jun 2022, 9:17 am

Plays in an orchestra with unicorn horns.


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But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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26 Jun 2022, 6:19 pm

Several of the missing WP members are hiding in his beard.



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28 Jun 2022, 8:53 am

One of those members is Henry, according to The Person Above. :P


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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28 Jun 2022, 9:07 am

How the ruddy hell did you go from crumbs to a HOOVER in your beard?!?!

Why can't you be like a normal person and keep your purse in there. :scratch:



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30 Jun 2022, 5:53 am

Is beginning to enjoy talking to herself on WP. :)