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Murihiku
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30 Jun 2022, 8:25 am

Is about to buy herself a new GPS, because her old one still won't tell her where she is.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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01 Jul 2022, 10:31 pm

At least I know how to locate you after I've buried you alive with my new GPS. :P



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02 Jul 2022, 8:52 am

Bought a GPS with a somewhat psychotic personality of its own. 8O


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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02 Jul 2022, 11:46 am

Is subject to Heizenberg's uncertainty principle and despite knowing where he is, has no idea where he is going or how fast.


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02 Jul 2022, 1:34 pm

He was in a bumper car at the fairground when he posted that.



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02 Jul 2022, 3:31 pm

Earns a living at the fairground, frightening visitors with her huge hairy feet. :P


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03 Jul 2022, 3:21 am

Gandalf's obsession with my huge hairy feet is making me uncomfortable. :(



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03 Jul 2022, 3:32 am

I'm sorry, I'll wave my magic wand and give you tiny delicate feet so you can follow your dream of ballet dancing in Swan lake.


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03 Jul 2022, 3:51 am

Sat on his wand earlier and snapped it in half.....I now have even bigger hairy feet. 8O

I HATE you!



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03 Jul 2022, 3:52 am

:lol:

Has got a job in France treading grapes. :P


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03 Jul 2022, 2:24 pm

Is locked in a cage so he can't leave WP again.

Welcome back, by the way. :P



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03 Jul 2022, 3:55 pm

Thanks. :-)

Is demanding I rewrite my posts and has broken my legs so I can't escape. HELP! :help:


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03 Jul 2022, 4:21 pm

His legs were already broken months ago. I went for the arms this time. :twisted:



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04 Jul 2022, 12:49 am

Is celebrating Radish's return by trying to turn him into an actual radish, with no human appendages.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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04 Jul 2022, 12:50 am

sniffs glue



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04 Jul 2022, 2:59 am

Has weekly therapy sessions with Tinkerbell to help with her fairy dust addiction.