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20 Sep 2022, 1:56 pm

Uncle Festers draft excluder


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21 Sep 2022, 4:27 am

Chimney sweep, climbing up the chimneys.


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22 Sep 2022, 1:08 am

Mushroom grower, because you're such a fungi!



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22 Sep 2022, 1:54 am

Mould grower, because you grow on people.


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22 Sep 2022, 2:34 am

Banana grower, because they have a peel!



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22 Sep 2022, 2:50 am

Maize grower because you're so corny.


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22 Sep 2022, 3:01 am

Passionfruit grower, because you give people the pip!



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22 Sep 2022, 3:57 am

Apple grower, because you're sweet to the core.


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22 Sep 2022, 4:33 am

^ Ahhhhh, how sweet. :P

Snake hypnotist, because you are such a charmer.


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23 Sep 2022, 7:31 am

Chiropterologist, because you're a bit batty



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23 Sep 2022, 8:02 am

Cynologist, because you're barking. :P


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25 Sep 2022, 11:46 pm

Etymologist, because my head's hurting learning all these new words. :scratch:


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25 Sep 2022, 11:48 pm

raccoon trapper

(actually, I'm one of those too)


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26 Sep 2022, 1:56 am

Neurologist Psychosurgeon's Assistant.


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26 Sep 2022, 2:05 am

Blood Clot to the Rich and Famous


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26 Sep 2022, 6:25 am

Author of the controversial book, "For Fun and Pleasure, a DIY guide to proctology".


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