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Murihiku
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25 Sep 2022, 11:50 pm

Pfft ... those are yours and you know it.

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

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Where_am_I
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26 Sep 2022, 1:50 am

Performs free lobotomies on WP members.

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26 Sep 2022, 6:21 am

Is a happy customer of lobotomisation, with only minor side effects including drooling, incontinence, hallucinations and an urge to post on WP.

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26 Sep 2022, 7:45 am

Did all the above before lobotomisation.

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babybird
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26 Sep 2022, 9:42 am

Wears rollerskates in the bath

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26 Sep 2022, 4:24 pm

Wears a spider on her eyeball.

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jennyishere
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27 Sep 2022, 1:39 am

Wears red feathers and a huly-huly skirt

Radish
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27 Sep 2022, 2:19 am

Goes around naked except for a pirate hat.

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27 Sep 2022, 8:14 am

Keeps a beehive in his knickers for good luck.

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Radish
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27 Sep 2022, 8:57 am

Tries to pickpocket me for honey.

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Where_am_I
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27 Sep 2022, 3:47 pm

Wears noise blocking headphones on his beehive.

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29 Sep 2022, 3:03 am

Wears noise-cancelling headphones over her eyes

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29 Sep 2022, 3:52 am

Secures her noise cancelling headphones around her ankles, then goes for a hop in the park.

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Radish
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29 Sep 2022, 3:58 am

Likes to jog backwards through the park, colliding with other joggers.

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29 Sep 2022, 4:26 am

Is next to me, windmilling at everyone.

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29 Sep 2022, 5:03 am

(My strongest swimming stroke was back crawl... unfortunately I often left carnage in my wake... Sorry... Sorry... Oops, Sorry)

Runs backwards hoping it will make her younger.

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