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Where_am_I
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06 Oct 2022, 9:35 am

Shall we hide his cheap wine? His puns are getting a bit carried away. :lol:


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06 Oct 2022, 9:39 am

Is he on that cheap cider the kids on the street corners drink? Anyway, what's your plan with Putin Where_am_I ?


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06 Oct 2022, 10:58 am

I'm going to handcuff him to your ankles and have a little think.

Could you show him your chainsaw?


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06 Oct 2022, 11:28 am

Have you got a hacksaw


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06 Oct 2022, 12:09 pm

You catch him and I'll see if I can convert him into garden ornaments using my chainsaw - is that a good plan?


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06 Oct 2022, 8:13 pm

When are you Putin your plan into action?


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07 Oct 2022, 1:48 am

:lol:


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07 Oct 2022, 7:57 am

It's raining today. Can we assassinate him tomorrow?


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07 Oct 2022, 8:05 am

If Where_am_I were a ship's captain, would she spend most of her time on the poop deck?

(think about it....)


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07 Oct 2022, 8:07 am

Has she pooped herself again?


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07 Oct 2022, 8:14 am

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07 Oct 2022, 8:15 am

What kind of a response is that?

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07 Oct 2022, 8:40 am

:lol:

I think she has?


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07 Oct 2022, 9:05 am

It's fertiliser for radishes


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07 Oct 2022, 9:14 am

DeepHour wrote:
What kind of a response is that?

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A very clever one, Rick.

Why don't you guys buy some play-doh instead of fantasising about my poop?


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07 Oct 2022, 9:18 am

If he were alive today, would he be in charge of the Royal Mayall?

Or would he just be on strike?


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