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05 Oct 2022, 12:03 pm

Shaves his skin with his butter knife.

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05 Oct 2022, 12:33 pm

Butters her feet

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05 Oct 2022, 12:45 pm

So they're smooth like butter.....

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05 Oct 2022, 12:59 pm

Loans out her nose on red nose day

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05 Oct 2022, 1:12 pm

Doesn't have a nose, instead has a trunk.

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06 Oct 2022, 7:04 am

Is an ex soap star. (Look away children).

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06 Oct 2022, 7:05 am

:lol:

Is a pole dancer... at her local fire station.

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06 Oct 2022, 11:02 am

Carries a 10ft tree around with him to look normal.

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06 Oct 2022, 11:27 am

Has a pet tooth

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06 Oct 2022, 12:10 pm

Has a split personality, the other one believing herself to be the tooth fairy. (The primary personality just goes around punching people's teeth out, so it sort of compliments the other one.)

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06 Oct 2022, 12:31 pm

It's called team work.

Won the world championship for deep throating marrows

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06 Oct 2022, 1:20 pm

Won the world championship for sword swallowing... until that unfortunate incident where she did swallow.

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06 Oct 2022, 1:28 pm

Bought a big bag of AstroTurf seeds

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06 Oct 2022, 1:31 pm

Sold me said seeds! :evil: I want my money back, they grew into plastic weeds!

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06 Oct 2022, 1:34 pm

Yeah but you still tried to smoke it

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06 Oct 2022, 3:45 pm

That's why I'm also suing you for the cough!

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