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30 Nov 2022, 4:03 pm

Grilled all his guests and fed them to Murihiku. That's why he really passed out.


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30 Nov 2022, 5:12 pm

You were a no show too! :evil: You were supposed to bring the BBQ sauce.


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01 Dec 2022, 3:29 am

Hands out exploding lollipops to the elderly.


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01 Dec 2022, 1:19 pm

Sold me the lollipops, claiming they were made without any nitroglycerine.


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01 Dec 2022, 1:28 pm

Is one of the more caring members of WP....he wraps members in a fire blanket before pushing them into hellfire.


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01 Dec 2022, 2:02 pm

Keeps eight-maids-a-milking when it isn’t even Christmastide.


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01 Dec 2022, 2:11 pm

Sticks their fingers up people's nostrils as a stim.


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01 Dec 2022, 2:12 pm

Begs to lick them clean. ^


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01 Dec 2022, 2:17 pm

:lol: :eew:

Wears a Deadpool costume whenever they take the rubbish out.


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01 Dec 2022, 3:10 pm

Wears a bin bag on rubbish day as a reminder to take the bin out.


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01 Dec 2022, 4:07 pm

:lol:

Sprinkles chilli flakes in Mrs Radish's eyes to condition her into being receptive of his fajitas.


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01 Dec 2022, 4:22 pm

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I've started cutting down on hot ingredients in my cooking so the Mrs and dogs can eat it too and just put lashings of Tabasco sauce on my portion. Everyone in the world including you are bizarre for not liking hot spicy food.


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01 Dec 2022, 4:26 pm

It is unusual for me, as I was raised on spicy food. :P

Has a few corpses floating around inside his waterbed for sensory stimulation.


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01 Dec 2022, 4:30 pm

I was raised on bland food. My parents were not adventurous with food. Had my first really hot food with an (Asian) Indian family and it blew my head off! :lol: Totally unlike anything I was used to... very long story.

8O You put what inside my waterbed? :!: :!: :!:


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02 Dec 2022, 5:47 am

Shouts "plasticine!!" at passers-by.


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02 Dec 2022, 6:10 am

Smears ketchup on himself and plays dead in his neighbours garden.


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