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IsabellaLinton
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05 Dec 2022, 11:26 am

Fun fact: Did you know my grandmother had three boobs, and we're all genetic mutants in my family?

Wires and clips: Seriously, have you been hacking into my photos? 8O


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05 Dec 2022, 11:29 am

:lol:

I grew up on a farm and noticed some cows had additional smaller nipples e.g. 2 small ones in addition to the main 4. They didn't provide milk though. Bet you didn't know that?


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05 Dec 2022, 11:33 am

Did my grandmother's third one produce anything?
And why do I have three ureters?


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05 Dec 2022, 1:55 pm

Why are roses red or white and not another colour?



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05 Dec 2022, 9:57 pm

So why do I have a rose bush with yellow flowers in my front garden?

Are you a white rose, by the way?

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05 Dec 2022, 10:01 pm

Did you know I love wild white roses?


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05 Dec 2022, 10:03 pm

Can you get a white rose in Waitrose?

Sorry, that's a bit of a UK-centric joke....


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05 Dec 2022, 10:17 pm

Do you get your jollies making UK-centric jokes that you think I won't understand?


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05 Dec 2022, 10:30 pm

Can you tell us a Canadian supermarket joke?


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05 Dec 2022, 10:40 pm

About bob blob blaw?


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07 Dec 2022, 3:51 am

Why are you eating with your mouth full? :P


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07 Dec 2022, 9:21 am

Why are you stuffing her mouth with eggs?


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07 Dec 2022, 11:00 am

Why can't racists see how thick they are?


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07 Dec 2022, 12:39 pm

Have you been getting into serious discussions again with people who may be missing a tool from their mental toolbox?


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07 Dec 2022, 12:52 pm

:lol: :heart:

How do I upload a photo from my phone? I want to share a selfie.


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07 Dec 2022, 12:56 pm

You need an account somewhere with a photo/image sharer. I used to have one with photobucket or something like that, but they stopped doing a free service so I dumped them. Maybe ask someone who has posted selfies?


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