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jennyishere
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06 Feb 2023, 7:51 pm

Prefers to walk sideways, like a crab



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07 Feb 2023, 2:37 am

Walks down the stairs like a slinky


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07 Feb 2023, 2:42 am

You are a slinky


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07 Feb 2023, 2:44 am

BB! :)

Collects tongues.


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07 Feb 2023, 4:40 am

Collects earwax and uses it to polish her car



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07 Feb 2023, 5:17 am

Polishes her car with sandpaper for an extra smooth finish.


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07 Feb 2023, 8:06 am

You shine your head with boot polish


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07 Feb 2023, 8:49 am

You shine your boots with elbow grease.


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07 Feb 2023, 4:54 pm

Paints his toenails with toffee so that they taste better when he chews them



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07 Feb 2023, 4:58 pm

Paints her lips with toffee to make Radish chew on them.


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07 Feb 2023, 5:13 pm

Trims her toenails with her teeth and spits them out making them go 'ping' off a light fitting. She's a pretty good shot.


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07 Feb 2023, 5:29 pm

Collects discarded toenail clippings and uses them to create public art installations



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09 Feb 2023, 3:47 pm

Has appeared on an abandoned island with zombies



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10 Feb 2023, 10:00 pm

Once went on a restaurant date with a zombie but called it quits when she bit the waiter



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11 Feb 2023, 1:47 am

Collects stamps by posting letters to herself.


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11 Feb 2023, 2:00 am

Can kill a man using only his elbows and eyebrows