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Radish
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27 Aug 2022, 8:14 am

What do composers do after they die?

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Blancmange salesperson.

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jennyishere
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27 Aug 2022, 8:16 am

I think that joke may have decomposed

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27 Aug 2022, 8:17 am

Coco pops distributor

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Diagnosed with Schizophrenia, ADHD - Inattentive type and undiagnosed aspergers. Also drink heavily.

Interests: music (especially 80s), computers, electronics, amateur radio, soccer (Liverpool).

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27 Aug 2022, 11:40 am

I vaguely remember that ad.

Door to door weetabix salesman.

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28 Aug 2022, 12:09 am

Washer of dishes with dried-up Weetbix residue

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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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28 Aug 2022, 3:35 am

Commentator on the progress of paint drying on a wall.

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28 Aug 2022, 6:30 am

Red herring fisherman

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28 Aug 2022, 6:38 am