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It irritates me how we had prayers in assembly as well. What a stupid load of bollocks.

I'm sorry.

*throws knife at next poster*

*hits Anubis over the head with a a copy of The Origin of Species*

*Hands Sopho the Book of Origin*

Hallowed are the Ori!

I think I might go and get some crisps.

Which flavour?

Yum, me too.

I'm not sure which flavour actually. I'll go and have a look now and tell you when I get them. Probably Prawn Cocktail. Or Wotsits.

I'll now get an RC Cola and some Scoops Baked! chips (crisps).

Solly meets Morrie walking down the road.

"Morrie, whats up? you look as though the cares of the world are on your shoulders."

"Solly, the worst has happened. you know my son Lou, the best son a man ever had? He worked hard, passed all his exams in Medical school. Became the best surgeon in the city. I sent him to Israel as a reward and what happens? He comes back a Christian. im going to the Rabbi for advice."

"Funny you should tell me this, Morrie, but you know my son Leon? a better son wasnt known of. Works hard, passes all his exams in Law school. Graduates top of the class. becomes the best Lawyer in the country. to reward him i sent him to Israel. What happens? He comes back a Christian. I'll come to the rabbi with you."

They go to the rabbi, tell their story and the rabbi says...

"Oy vey! Do i know how you feel? mine own son Moishe, works hard, passes all his exams to become a rabbi. becomes the best Talmudist in the country. As a prize i sent him to Israel and he comes back a Christian!"

The three men decide to make a pilgrimage to Jerusalem to pray for Gods guidance at the wailing wall. They arrive at the wall, and tell God their sad stories, when all of a sudden there comes a clap of thunder and a terrible voice comes down from the sky...

"You think you've got problems? i have this fine son called Jesus, he goes into the family business, i send him to Israel to be the Messiah, and you know what? He comes back a Christian!"

I got Salt and Black Pepper flavour. I wanted some chicken but I couldn't see any ><

I like monster munch the most <.<

I love Monster Munch!
I had some Flamin' Hot Monster Much the other day. I like to bit each finger off first, then eat the rest.

i love the flamin hot monster munch!

Yup, good munchin'

Consider this situation:
Person 1 and person 2 are arguing. They are disagreeing on everything. 1 says to 2, "let's agree to disagree". 2 says "I can't agree to that".

That is what is typically referred to as a contradiction. When a contradiction occurs in a mathematical logic proof, either you made a mistake constructing the proof, or one of your assumptions is wrong.

My signature is a play on words. Not agreeing to disagree produces a logical contradiction.

Of course, if person 2 says "I agree", then that makes person 2 a liar. If he agrees, he is no longer disagreeing.

noone said anything about the joke


Sopho, i hope we can still be friends, even if you think i believe in bollocks...