28 Apr 2007, 6:19 pm
Men are typically born with two bollocks. Hard not to believe in them.
Anubis
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28 Apr 2007, 6:22 pm
Men are typically born with two bollocks. Hard not to believe in them.
LOL!
28 Apr 2007, 6:24 pm
There's approximately one bollock for every person on the planet. Enough to go around!
28 Apr 2007, 6:25 pm
28 Apr 2007, 6:26 pm
I still like you
I think you are a good person, we just don't share the same beliefs on religion, but we can still be friends.
I wasn't trying to specifically attack your beliefs or refer to them as bollocks as such, it was the religion in school aspect of it that I meant was bollocks. I have no problem with religious people individually, it's mostly organised religion, that's all.
28 Apr 2007, 6:26 pm
28 Apr 2007, 6:30 pm
well at least we agree there...
Jesus hated Religion, as it is usually a man-made construct to manipulate people to serve a group of people at the top (bit like politics really
)
if you dont believe me, read the Gospels and see how he deals with the Pharasees and Sadducees (the 'Religious and pious' of the day), the wierd thing is.... most christians have become very much like them.... maybe its human nature? i dunno...
ANYHOO
no one commented on my joke.... and it took AGES to type
28 Apr 2007, 6:39 pm
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28 Apr 2007, 6:43 pm
Anubis
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28 Apr 2007, 6:46 pm
28 Apr 2007, 6:48 pm
The vulture doesn't arrive unexpectedly?
Nope,
the Vulture waits till your dead...
28 Apr 2007, 6:52 pm
28 Apr 2007, 7:01 pm
Did everyone forget about winning 
I'm winning 
28 Apr 2007, 7:07 pm
here is a few for Sopho -:
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In Russia, before the revolution, a powerful local police chief lost his favourite ring. He offered an unlimited reward. Eventually a local Jew found the ring and the police chief, true to his promise, offered the jew anything he wanted.
"Well, Jew, what do you want?"
the Jew replied: "All i want is that you should forget i exist"
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During the German Occupation of Warsaw an Officer of the SS was patrolling a poor street when he came across an old Jew sitting in the street against a wall.
"Jew, one of my eyes is glass, Which one?" - he asks
"That one, the left one," answered the Jew.
"how did you know?" asked the Nazi officer.
"It's the more human one" he replied
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A KGB agent comes across a Jew reading a Hebrew grammar book on a bench in Gorky Park.
"Hey, Jew," he says "why are you bothering to read that? You know we'll never let you go to Israel."
"Well," says the Jew "I'm reading it in case they speak Hebrew in Heaven."
"And what if you go to Hell?"
"Ah," sighs the Jew, "Russian i already know."
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hope you enjoy
28 Apr 2007, 7:17 pm
28 Apr 2007, 7:27 pm
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hope you enjoy
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