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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
I blame you for crushing my roses when you fell naked onto them!
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 88,948Location: UK
It's your fault for growing roses
I blame you for pushing him out of the window of a ten storey building!
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
I blame you for stealing his clothes so he could join you for exercise in your garden.
I blame you for chasing him around trying to get him to wear your bra and knickers!
That's your fault....you told me it would look pretty on him!
I think the stockings and suspenders were a bit too far though, he looked ridiculous.
That is entirely your fault....I thought he could pull them off because they looked SO good on you!
But the sombrero? Why on earth?
Because you said you'd feel naked without one. So it's your fault!
I blame you for continually visualising me naked.
I blame you for having all those naked versions of you in your avatar.
I've got my skin on! I blame you for wanting to peel me!
Well why were you sending me subliminal messages, begging me to peel you? It's your fault you don't know how to cover up.
Banned for trying to drown me in a vat of factor 5000 sun lotion.
It's your fault I almost banned you for leaving white marks everywhere and blaming it on the sun lotion.