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Vegeta1
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18 Sep 2015, 5:01 am

Banned for not taking the Aeneid, the Odyssey or the Iliad literally


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18 Sep 2015, 8:36 am

Banned for being a new member.



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18 Sep 2015, 10:21 am

Banned for looking at me in an enigmatic way.


Vegeta 1 wrote:
Banned for not taking the Aeneid, the Odyssey or the Iliad literally


Banned because the ISIS is taking 'The Iliad' literally in Syria, and look where that's leading....... :?



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18 Sep 2015, 10:33 am

Banned for being enigmatic when I'm enigmatic.



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18 Sep 2015, 10:35 am

Banned for being abstruse as well.



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18 Sep 2015, 10:37 am

Banned for being Obdurate and Obstructive, while eating Olives.



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18 Sep 2015, 10:40 am

Banned for abstruse and nihilistic obstructivity while typing on an Olivetti.



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18 Sep 2015, 10:41 am

Banned for being voluminously nihilistic while vacuuming the rug.



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18 Sep 2015, 10:43 am

Banned for miscalculating the volume of the vacuum.



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18 Sep 2015, 10:44 am

Banned for allowing a vacuous vacuum to satisfy your cleaning needs.



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18 Sep 2015, 1:46 pm

Banned for being only 5 feet tall, which is below average for a data entry clerk.


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18 Sep 2015, 2:44 pm

I can think of a million reasons to ban you. Which one do you want?



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18 Sep 2015, 3:08 pm

Banned for claiming to have a potential million options for banishment and not enumerating them in their entirety.


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19 Sep 2015, 1:28 pm

Today is Opposite Day, and you are not banned.



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19 Sep 2015, 1:49 pm

your band


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19 Sep 2015, 2:12 pm

That's an anagram of Urban Yod, which is a pretty good reason for banning you. :lol: