BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for thinking that vampirism helps with one's studies.

Banned for not joining Vampyrology class.

Banned because immortality can only improve your studies, as it grants more time substantially for studying. Eat the soup.

Banned for trying to convince me to eat the soup. What if it's poisoned?

What if it's magic and gives you superpowers?! Banned for resisting the call of destiny.

Banned for jumping off a cliff just because of the slim chance that it will give you superpowers.

Banned because you are so far off the mark. I ate a radioactive spider I found in a toxic waste dump next to a magical ruby!! !

Banned because my name is neither Mark nor Ruby.

Banned because she didn't call you either.

Banned because he did. He said, "Banned because you are so far off the, Mark. I ate a radioactive spider I found in a toxic waste dump next to a magical, Ruby!! ! ."

Banned for adding commas and capital letters that weren't in the original post.

Banned because it sounds the same when spoken.

Banned for distorting my origin story.

Banned because that is incorrect. Commas represent pauses in speech - an absence of a comma equals and absence of a pause. Banned.

Banned for posting a hair too slow again and on yet another thread.

Banned for measuring speed by hairs.