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MrXxx
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25 Sep 2010, 3:24 pm

dryad wrote:
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar."

(I hate flies - why would I want to catch them?)

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That one never made any sense to me.

Everyone knows you can catch more flies with bulls*** than anything else.

Then again, a lot of so-called "honey" is just bulls*** in disguise.

Moral: Don't be a fly!

"A bird in hand beats two in the bush!"

(WRONG, if you manage to catch all three! :lol:)


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25 Sep 2010, 3:35 pm

They let down the Avery on that pun!


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27 Sep 2010, 3:46 pm

Who's Avery?

"That's the way the cookie crumbles."


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27 Sep 2010, 4:06 pm

Your sh*t is there, but it doesn't stink.....


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27 Sep 2010, 8:04 pm

Jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.


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27 Sep 2010, 8:09 pm

Always loved this from the Carol Burnett show ("Mama"):

"You've got splinters in the windmills of your mind."



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27 Sep 2010, 9:22 pm

"build a better mousetrap" ...

why not "build a better hadron collider" ? or "make a better recipe for hollandaise sauce" ?

everyone knows the best mousetrap is a cat.


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27 Sep 2010, 9:35 pm

as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.



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28 Sep 2010, 7:10 am

let the dogs see the rabbit
my stomach thinks my throat's been cut

(also from B2TF - George McFly "You are my density")



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01 Oct 2010, 7:07 am

Whatever floats your boat.


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01 Oct 2010, 2:28 pm

dryad wrote:
Whatever floats your boat.

"Stuffs your shirt" or "Blows up your skirt"


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07 Oct 2010, 6:28 pm

Fighting 69 1/2th.


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