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FlamingYouth
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03 Aug 2011, 2:49 pm

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Forum - Uncertain of gift recipient's name
That's my favorite one so far. :lol: :lol:

catacomb: a grooming aid for cats
soccer: to hit a female
motherboard: A thing that teachers write on that has kids



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03 Aug 2011, 2:54 pm

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motherboard: A thing that teachers write on that has kids


That reminds me of a tv show I used to watch as a kid: cyberchase


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03 Aug 2011, 6:14 pm

genetic - someone who does't believe in DNA (see heretic)



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03 Aug 2011, 10:15 pm

Great postings by the previous posters :).

Here's some of my own (I used some word lists to see if anything provided inspiration):
- hatemail: electronic message sent to a hat
- alligator: a writer that uses allegories a lot
- banana: get Ana out of here!
- hammock: making fun of a pig
- midget: the middle of an airplane
- pepper: a cheerleader
- sausage: saw a wise guy



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03 Aug 2011, 10:48 pm

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- banana: get Ana out of here!
- hammock: making fun of a pig
- midget: the middle of an airplane


banana hammock and a midget? Sounds like you watch the same TV comedy I do! (Scrubs, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, etc...)



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03 Aug 2011, 10:56 pm

JohnOldman wrote:
dancing_penguin wrote:
- banana: get Ana out of here!
- hammock: making fun of a pig
- midget: the middle of an airplane


banana hammock and a midget? Sounds like you watch the same TV comedy I do! (Scrubs, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, etc...)


Probably not; I haven't seen either of those shows. Like I said, I partly used some online word lists for quick inspiration (to get a bunch of random words that I might be able to do something with). Those particular words came from "Funny Words by Foxy" (the new meanings are all mine, though). The guy there might have watched those shows.

Edit: Oh, I've got another one!
- bookkeeping: the art of classifying and categorizing ghosts



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04 Aug 2011, 3:36 pm

Barbarised - Savaged by hairdressers

Reignite - A short noctural spell as monarch

Waring - To keep clear of danger

Outraced - Census data leaked

Counterstrike - Making a decision after assessing assets and a short hesitation



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11 Aug 2011, 12:38 am

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12 Aug 2011, 12:20 am

cantelope - failed to marry secretly



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12 Aug 2011, 5:34 am

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14 Aug 2011, 11:33 am

nudity - a novel song



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20 Aug 2011, 3:29 am

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15 Aug 2012, 9:55 pm

Rainbow: A bow with rain on it
pothead: man who had his head switched for a pot
photosynthesis: putting photographs together
Playstation: in Soviet Russia, station play you!
Pegleg: Pegboard for a leg

Yes, this thread was worth reviving.


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14 Sep 2012, 8:50 pm

Alphabet - The biggest wager.

Naked - No way, child!

Befriend - Tearing into some steak.

Solidarity - When gas just becomes too dense.

Disclaimer - The cause of a back injury.

Rotators - A furrow of potatoes.

Violent - Music that features a lot of violas.

Caucus - Pertaining to the sealant around your tub.

Belabor - What those little, buzzing insects are so busy with.

Beset - Make up your mind.


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19 Sep 2012, 12:02 pm

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Cursor-The blinking thing on the computer screen that makes you curse when it's not where you think it is in your document and you delete the part you wanted to keep. :evil:

Mother-One who makes moths.

Father-Cause a female to become corpulent.


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19 Sep 2012, 8:28 pm

Hilarious - a breezy, rolling landscape.

Meaning - causing to become cruel.

Deliberate - to take freedom away.

Fortune - in favor of a melody.


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